Great Joke For Those Who Drink Too Much

[nickiean]

Guy comes home drunk & ends up in bed upside down with his nose up his wives butt. He say's "my god Sal what have you been eating & she resonds fishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! He ask, "how many did you eat" & she respons twooooooooooooooooooo!!!

 

[STARBOYBLU]

@NICKIEAN....HA! WOW IVE NEVER HAD THAT MOMENT BUT CAN RELATE 2 DRINK'N WAAAAAAAAY 2 MUCH! MY HONESTY REALLY WANTS 2 SHARE BUT ID B HERE 4 DAYS&NGT'S MAY BE IN DUE TIME IF SOME 1 ASK...K

STARBOYBLU /default_wink.png

 

[nickiean]

I never was a drinker but Coke kicked my ass real good. Never again. I feel very lucky to have kicked it a long time ago. I came from a family of heavy drinkers so maybe that's why it never appealed to me. They all died before their time.

 

[yellowbelly]

Guy comes home drunk & ends up in bed upside down with his nose up his wives butt. He say's "my god Sal what have you been eating & she resonds fishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! He ask, "how many did you eat" & she respons twooooooooooooooooooo!!!

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[headbanger]

Ya lost me there yb. Maybe you better pm me. Don't want to be embarrassed by my stupidly on the board.

Guy walks into a bar with a big piece of asphalt under his arm and slams it down on the bar.

"Bartender give me a drink and one for the road"

 

[rockytop]

now that's funny there

 

[STARBOYBLU]

ASK ME HOW I GET AN "IRISH WOMEN" 2 GO ON A BLIND DATE WITH ME.....?

EASY,SET A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH DOWN IN FRONT OF HER /default_laugh.png ~ SBB

 

[nickiean]

Did you know there was a baby born in Mississippi without eye lids & they had to take some skin from his penis to form new eyelids. They say he's a little cock eyed but will be OK!!

 

[Guest]

LOOOOOOOOOLLLL

@sbb. Achem......125% irish right here

 

[Guest]

Dear All

I'm passing this on because it worked for me today. A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives, we should always finish things that we start.

Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished.

I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now.

Send this to all ur freineds who need inner piss. An telum u luvum

 

[nickiean]

A lady of the night was standing before the judge said, "I told you if you were ever out in the streets again I was going to lock you up"the lady replied, "Judge your honor sir I was call my dog Tis" I was saying here Tis here Tis.

 

[nickiean]

Two prostitutes were talking to a new girl& one ask, " have you been picked up by the fuss yet?" The new girl replied, " No but I've been swung around by my tits a time or two!"

 

[Beautymeat]

haha nickie i like that one.

 

[Guest]

Dear All

I'm passing this on because it worked for me today. A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives, we should always finish things that we start.

Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished.

I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now.

Send this to all ur freineds who need inner piss. An telum u luvum

Haha! Love it!

 

[yellowbelly]

Dear All

I'm passing this on because it worked for me today. A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives, we should always finish things that we start.

Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished.

I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now.

Send this to all ur freineds who need inner piss. An telum u luvum

Lol! /default_laugh.png