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Pregnant Woman Posts Hilarious Sketch on Craigslist To Find Unborn Baby’s Father Have you seen this man? Probably not. But a woman on Craigslist is having his child.

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Recognise this man? It’s highly unlikely.

But a pregnant woman is hoping her amateur sketch will help track down the father of her unborn child.

She drew and then posted the image on Craigslist in a desperate bid to find the “tallish, Middle Eastern” gent she had sex with in New York three times.

She hasn’t heard from him since – but is now about to give birth to his baby.

'We hooked up. It broke. Baby on the way,' she titled the brief – much like their relationship – online listing.

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'If you want to be in the child’s life it will be born soon. I hope you will,' she wrote.

'I am Mexican-American. 5’4”, 100 lbs when we screwed. You told me you wore [sic] a business entrepreneur,' she added.

The woman also reveals the exact size of his member.

'If anybody from the village area recognised this man let him no he has baby son coming [sic],' she ends the post.
 
Ok, first time I seen this...

this is why you shouldnt buff with someone You dont even know and will never see again, she is lucky she only walked away with a baby.  Could have been alot worse..

 
omg, its the guy down the street....thats it call the police...LOL

hehe j/k

 
What's more hilarious is I wonder if the guy actually recognized himself and is in hiding. Because you have to wonder what type of person would have relations with a whack job chick like this

 
Thought he was in my bathroom this morning - woke up w/a jolt before realizing it was me in mirror ... everything looks weird w/out glasses on 1st trip in a.m. ... ( : > () ) ... Lol?

 
Yeah well, my old mans only about 6 inches.......if you bend it in half :):)

 
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it looks like bruce campbell. maybe he decided that latley she got reaaall ugly lol

 
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