Let's Offend Everyone

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I need some of that for the people around me but then again I'll be a lonely fellow

 
I was sitting next ta this broad the other night after buyin her a coupla drinks.  It was gettin late so, I said, "Whata say we head back to my place, order some pizza, have a little sex..." SLAP!!! The broad slaps me hard across the face. I'm stunned. I say, "What, you don't like pizza?"

 
Itchy said:
Nice!!!!

I got several laughs out of this one. Think I'm printing this one out...
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I particularly like the canadian; drunks and nothing, the russinan wastelands, and Africa, it's all fucked up.

 
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