Married Tv Actor Wakes Up To Find His Testicles Have Been Stolen

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Police in Russia are tracking a gang - apparently including a doctor - who drugged a TV soap actor and removed his testicles.

Dmitry Nikolaev, 30, had a drink with a 'young blonde woman' who approached him at a bar after he finished a performance at a small Moscow theatre.

Flirting with him, she invited him to a sauna, and though he was married, he agreed to go with her

'They kissed and had some more beer and after that the actor remembers nothing,' said a police source.

He woke up next day at a bus stop, feeling acute pain, and with blood on his trousers.

Rushed to hospital, he was told that his testicles had been removed and that 'it was done like proper surgery by someone with a medical education'.

The operation was conducted in a 'skillful way', said police, who believe his beer was spiked by an unknown drug.

They fear a gang seeking to sell human organs on the black market.

The actor, now working as a children's animator, was too embarrassed at first to explain what had happened to his wife, said media reports.

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Only you YB! Hehe.

Seriously though, so creepy to wake up without testiclez. Jiminy Cricket!

Who would buy them, and will they functin when reattached? I need to research.

 
Yeah! I read this the other day, I couldn't believe it!!!! Why harvest a set of bollocks???? Surely they won't work attached to a different bloke? Unless they are being made into earrings for a lady hahaha!

 
Like Bob Barker use to always say..."Help control the population, Have someone you don't know spade or neutered"...(well, something like that.. /default_biggrin.png)

 
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