My Girl..damn I Luv Her!

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Jewbacca said:
Hey, how'd I end up the bad guy in all of this? I believe the thread author made first mention of said girlfriend posing topless drinking apple juice. I was simply offering the nice young lady a Wookie fashion alternative. Geez, when did we become so sensitive around here...
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You're the one with the reputation regarding 'hitting' anything that moves. We all used to think it was only MILFs, but then SS set us straight and told us about the teen pregnancies...

 
ima the mufucka fucka gettin puzzy around thisss hoe!!

 
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cadillak said:
no doubt chewy atleast shes real unlike the dudes fakes girls:))
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We don't know she's real until we see the topless pics with apple juice in hand. Also, "DBG" must be written in permanent marker across her stomach. This is the only realistic way I can think of to prove her existence.

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That seems horribly inappropriate, but you know I'm just funnin'.

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Much respect.

 
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cadillak said:
lolz funny comments thx for the props this forum rocks /default_biggrin.png
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You're skirting the issue again, I may have a horrible memory, but I haven't forgotten the promise you made regarding these sexy pics.

B)

 
Vitalis said:
You're skirting the issue again, I may have a horrible memory, but I haven't forgotten the promise you made regarding these sexy pics.

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Lol i was so smashed last night but ill try no promises : ))

 
Vitalis said:
You already promised, don't disappoint us.
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vitals, can't you see this is a man tormented by this "luv" that he feels? The gentleman Cadillak took to these forums last night in the depths of romantic anguish. How can he be all that he can be for his beloved, when he is quite simply the "mufucka fucka gettin puzzy around thissss hoe"?

I'm not certain, but I think this may be the most riveting confession of love that Xanax and a lifetime of subpar education has ever produced.....

 
Jsarus said:
vitals, can't you see this is a man tormented by this "luv" that he feels?
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I can feel the "luv" his posts exude, but I'm selfish; I want those damn titties and apple juice pics he promised. 28 days from the date of thread creation, that's the rule, after that I sick Soldier on him...

 
Jsarus said:
vitals, can't you see this is a man tormented by this "luv" that he feels? The gentleman Cadillak took to these forums last night in the depths of romantic anguish. How can he be all that he can be for his beloved, when he is quite simply the "mufucka fucka gettin puzzy around thissss hoe"?

I'm not certain, but I think this may be the most riveting confession of love that Xanax and a lifetime of subpar education has ever produced.....
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Stop it you guys, I'm getting all misty eyed. And I can absolutely relate. I get those same feelings of "luv" every time I turn on the spice channel. Believe me, it's really a "hard" experience.

 
Jsarus said:
vitals, can't you see this is a man tormented by this "luv" that he feels? The gentleman Cadillak took to these forums last night in the depths of romantic anguish. How can he be all that he can be for his beloved, when he is quite simply the "mufucka fucka gettin puzzy around thissss hoe"?

I'm not certain, but I think this may be the most riveting confession of love that Xanax and a lifetime of subpar education has ever produced.....
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My like quota has once again been exceeded for the day, so this will have to do. There's been quite a few classic posts on DBG for several vaunted members, but this one certainly has to be included in the conversation. Absolutely hilarious! "Xanax and a lifetime of subpar education". Well done! And "the depths of romantic anguish" was pretty strong as well.

 
glad ya'll liked the thread Love her alot like i said thx for the nice comments bout how she is beatiful...i dont have much but i love this girl

 
ill get ya'll some more pics for sure prob no nudity cuz shed kill me and shes kinda shy like me lol...for no good reason as ya'll can see..shes one thats so beatiful and cant even tell lol /default_smile.png)

 
Heisenberg said:
No nudes? Disappointed.
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You and everyone else. He has until Oct 19th to provide us with the nude pics, if he fails to comply he's in direct violation of the "Titties and Apple Juice" rule and will be dealt with accordingly.

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