It 'twas the night before new year, and Peanut's plans were abruptly cancelled. My buddy and his woman came down with the flu bug the day earlier, and after stopping over in the morning to check on them, we decided it was best for them to stay home. We definitely do not need more people going out in public when they do not have to when they have the virus, as we all know how it is spread. Anyways, it was about 2:00p.m. on NYE and all of my plans officially were a bust. I had other options but they either involved people or places that I did not want to associate with at the moment. So what do I do?? Nothing.
I decided to go and chill with my Dad for the evening (don't worry not my date!) as he decided not to take the hour trip to his friend's house in another state. We ate dinner and took the little ones (dogs) for a long walk out in the fields. Around 10p.m. is when the night started to get interesting.
I recieved a text from a dating site that I had joined a while back. Nothing ever really came out of this site, chatted with some females that's about it. The text was from a chick about 40 minutes or so away. Her pictures were decent, has no kids, and her plans were busted too. I didn't really ask why, and as we chatted we both came to the conclusion that we were bored, and should hang out. So I fired up my buggy, and let it warm up for a bit as we chatted on the phone before my journey was about to start.
Eventually I arrived there, and she met me outside. She said that I had to be very quiet and that she was sneaking me in (she is 30 years old). This left me thinking should I just run as fast as I can to my car, or say fuck it and obey her rules. Being a male, and not thinking with the right head, I quietly headed inside. After I got in I found out that she lives with her Aunt & Uncle (which is cool I guess, not sure why I had to "sneak" in. So the first thing I notice when we get inside and into a room with light in it, is that her pics were about 3-5 years old. She told me they were old, I just really don't remember. I don't mind a chick with some "curves" at all, not one bit. But she was false advertising with her pics!! She was at a very low estimate about 100lbs heavier than in her pics, which was not really what I was expecting. I was thinking to myself, I am already here, so I might as well try to enjoy it.
We went ahead and started to watch a movie, in a really small room, with the only place to sit being the bed. I was cool with that, it's whatever, better than the floor. We didn't really chat that much, the conversation was pretty boring. Also she kept hacking and complaining about her chest cold (ya HUGE turn on). She then went ahead and downed about half a bottle of robotussin (however its spelled) and we continued watching the movie. She turned a fan on to drown out the noise to prevent anybody from waking up. I started to get cold, and she invited me under the blankets. Nothing happened, which at this point I would have said something like I forgot my Viagra or something to get out of it, considering the fact I cancelled plans due to illness(s). About half an hour later, I yawned a few times, and she asked if I was tired. I said yes and she said I better get going since I am driving. That was the highlight of my night, getting out of there and back home!!
The next day I noticed a small red spot on my arm. I figured eh whatever just a nice beauty mark, it will go away in a day or two. So today (1/2) I noticed 3 more bites on my arm. I am thinking what the hell was in this chick's bed??? She said there are 2 or 3 cats in the house, but WTF? Do people not check their animals for things, and if they do and cure it, do they not wash their sheets?? Needless to say, my sheets and any article of clothing that I came into contact with since then is soaking in HOT water in the washer as we speak. Ugh....that was my NYE nightmare.
Oh ya just a FYI - I did NOT kiss, touch (esp after I heard the weezing cough for a non smoker), or anything else with her. Just want to be 100% clear on that. I do not drink, so there was no alcohol involved (even though she asked me to bring some).
Anybody want to share their shitty NYE dates? Feel free too, open thread.
I decided to go and chill with my Dad for the evening (don't worry not my date!) as he decided not to take the hour trip to his friend's house in another state. We ate dinner and took the little ones (dogs) for a long walk out in the fields. Around 10p.m. is when the night started to get interesting.
I recieved a text from a dating site that I had joined a while back. Nothing ever really came out of this site, chatted with some females that's about it. The text was from a chick about 40 minutes or so away. Her pictures were decent, has no kids, and her plans were busted too. I didn't really ask why, and as we chatted we both came to the conclusion that we were bored, and should hang out. So I fired up my buggy, and let it warm up for a bit as we chatted on the phone before my journey was about to start.
Eventually I arrived there, and she met me outside. She said that I had to be very quiet and that she was sneaking me in (she is 30 years old). This left me thinking should I just run as fast as I can to my car, or say fuck it and obey her rules. Being a male, and not thinking with the right head, I quietly headed inside. After I got in I found out that she lives with her Aunt & Uncle (which is cool I guess, not sure why I had to "sneak" in. So the first thing I notice when we get inside and into a room with light in it, is that her pics were about 3-5 years old. She told me they were old, I just really don't remember. I don't mind a chick with some "curves" at all, not one bit. But she was false advertising with her pics!! She was at a very low estimate about 100lbs heavier than in her pics, which was not really what I was expecting. I was thinking to myself, I am already here, so I might as well try to enjoy it.
We went ahead and started to watch a movie, in a really small room, with the only place to sit being the bed. I was cool with that, it's whatever, better than the floor. We didn't really chat that much, the conversation was pretty boring. Also she kept hacking and complaining about her chest cold (ya HUGE turn on). She then went ahead and downed about half a bottle of robotussin (however its spelled) and we continued watching the movie. She turned a fan on to drown out the noise to prevent anybody from waking up. I started to get cold, and she invited me under the blankets. Nothing happened, which at this point I would have said something like I forgot my Viagra or something to get out of it, considering the fact I cancelled plans due to illness(s). About half an hour later, I yawned a few times, and she asked if I was tired. I said yes and she said I better get going since I am driving. That was the highlight of my night, getting out of there and back home!!
The next day I noticed a small red spot on my arm. I figured eh whatever just a nice beauty mark, it will go away in a day or two. So today (1/2) I noticed 3 more bites on my arm. I am thinking what the hell was in this chick's bed??? She said there are 2 or 3 cats in the house, but WTF? Do people not check their animals for things, and if they do and cure it, do they not wash their sheets?? Needless to say, my sheets and any article of clothing that I came into contact with since then is soaking in HOT water in the washer as we speak. Ugh....that was my NYE nightmare.
Oh ya just a FYI - I did NOT kiss, touch (esp after I heard the weezing cough for a non smoker), or anything else with her. Just want to be 100% clear on that. I do not drink, so there was no alcohol involved (even though she asked me to bring some).
Anybody want to share their shitty NYE dates? Feel free too, open thread.
