On Milf Island...as The Saying Goes

[Slammer]

Oh, NOW I understand! It was "That Guy", eh? Interestingly enough, I happen to know someone who received that very same email, LOL! And no, I doubt the sender ever envisioned the end results!

Hmmm........ Interesting.

Is there anyway we can find out who is behind such Spam mail, without releasing personal info, so that these disturbing pictures don't go beyond this thread and God forbid start infecting other sites on the internet?

Such distortions of reality is totally unacceptable and the person(s) behind such shananagins should be punished to the fullest extent of DBG laws.

We shall have no mercy upon this individual, despite it being the festive season.

DNA proof only, and no circumstantial evidence. We can't be wasting tax payers money on a case which might just get thrown out of Federal Court.

Regards,

Slammer

 

[Slammer]

By the way, don't be looking at me as being the culprit behind Jewy's face getting brushed up ever so nicely.

All I'm hoping for is a white Christmas and peace on Earth.

And for some F-15 fighter jet to bomb the fuck out of MILF Island so those creatures don't escape from there and infiltrate the civilized world.

Slammer

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

Good grief!

Those beady little eyes......

If these are the kinds of folks and animals who inhabit that mysterious island of so called "paradise", then please cancel my boat ticket.

I'd rather lay in a ditch next to a sewer plant.

Slammer

You can still go, we quarantine these folks. Jewy makes the guidelines very clear. Take your azithromycin. Lose your manners. Don't teach the girls self respect or preserve their dignity in any way. Enjoy the scenery, look, touch, slap, do a wookie choke. Choose wisely and often. And the most important rule of all: Take what you want but don't eat what you take.

 

[99 Luftballons]

What? no white hairs in your moca?

 

[High Tide]

Is it just me or do others detect an undertone of someones obsession with oral sex? Of course mine is not sublime in any way, I'm proud to say I like looking like a strange, full grown breach birth that is 95% complete. But why are the pictures all head vag if someone else isn't slightly obsessed too? Could it be true? Surely it can't be because of a lack of pictures of creatures walking away from the camera. Every picture I tried to take of my two chihuahuas had one facing me with the other standing next to her sister, butt hole and vag shining like the Black Hole Sun while she sniffed that same tail again. It would drive me crazy. I wanted to scream "You've smelled that same butt for 15 years, don't you want to know what she ate for a change?!"

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

Is it just me or do others detect an undertone of someones obsession with oral sex? Of course mine is not sublime in any way, I'm proud to say I like looking like a strange, full grown breach birth that is 95% complete. But why are the pictures all head vag if someone else isn't slightly obsessed too? Could it be true? Surely it can't be because of a lack of pictures of creatures walking away from the camera. Every picture I tried to take of my two chihuahuas had one facing me with the other standing next to her sister, butt hole and vag shining like the Black Hole Sun while she sniffed that same tail again. It would drive me crazy. I wanted to scream "You've smelled that same butt for 15 years, don't you want to know what she ate for a change?!"

I'm not obsessed with anything but Dusty Cohibas, I'm just working with what I've got!

But I happen to like Soundgarden, the band that doesn't release new albums. So we can call this one "Say Luft Balloons is a bitch name again!" Starring The Blackhole Suns.

 

[High Tide]

Awww, that reminds me of my little dogs, may they RIP. I don't know about other people, but a brown eye (aka dump dispatcher, shitwinker, coal hole, chocolate starfish, ring piece, dinner dumper, poop chute, stench trench, et al) looks the same to me no matter what animal or gender. It's one of the reasons I've never been a fan of using the back door. The main reason being I don't like the smell of warm shit while I make love, I prefer rose scented candles over rosebud scented prick. I can't lie and say it never happened and didn't feel great. My wife once asked for it when she was full of demerol, then blew my mind as she added a vibrator on a DP scenario. I didn't dare move and still had the fastest nut cracking of my life.

Plus, it just seemed obvious that if I became used to it there was no telling where I would stop. As I said, to me a butt hole is a butt hole regardless of who or even what it belongs to. Rather than take a chance and open Pandora's box I chose to stick with human female boxes.

 

[Slammer]

How come this thread went from fascinating to disgusting within one day?





My whole fuckin' breakfast has been upchucked onto the floor.





Bloody hell......





Slammer

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

How come this thread went from fascinating to disgusting within one day?





My whole fuckin' breakfast has been upchucked onto the floor.





Bloody hell......





Slammer

I'd go for a redemption pic but I'm so trashed I can't see straight. Maybe we can make it more fascinating tomorrow, or just bury it in a ditch.

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Who took my Cohibas?

 

[Slammer]

You took my xanax. And don't deny it.

Just you wait. Karma's a bitch.

Slammer

 

[High Tide]

My apologies Slammer. TBH I don't recall writing all of that or other posts I see now. I got into my zolps an soms too much apparently. But it did help reveal some interesting things now that I look back. I won't bring it all up considering your location is secret and I don't want to help anyone that doesn't already know. I'm wondering if that helps explain your dislike of the terms man, bud, dude, etc. I'll stick with Slammer to avoid any hurt feelings, it piques my curiosity is all.

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

My apologies Slammer. TBH I don't recall writing all of that or other posts I see now. I got into my zolps an soms too much apparently. But it did help reveal some interesting things now that I look back. I won't bring it all up considering your location is secret and I don't want to help anyone that doesn't already know. I'm wondering if that helps explain your dislike of the terms man, bud, dude, etc. I'll stick with Slammer to avoid any hurt feelings, it piques my curiosity is all.

This is a strange dialog. Interesting things revealed, secret locations, reminds me of another member I helped to ban for certain activities.

 

[High Tide]

I thought I could edit it, apparently not. Now that I'm aware of the problem you can remove the post if you like. I'll remember not to point out clues from now on.

I'm sorry if my post(s) bummed anyone out. On the bright side, one of my packages arrived. Otherwise I may have known better.

 

[Slammer]

My apologies Slammer. TBH I don't recall writing all of that or other posts I see now. I got into my zolps an soms too much apparently. But it did help reveal some interesting things now that I look back. I won't bring it all up considering your location is secret and I don't want to help anyone that doesn't already know. I'm wondering if that helps explain your dislike of the terms man, bud, dude, etc. I'll stick with Slammer to avoid any hurt feelings, it piques my curiosity is all.

My location is not secret. Go ahead and 'reveal' it.

Anyways, you've now crossed the line with me.

Did you ever read about the cat with too much curiosity?

Do take care. You're gonna need it from now on.

Slammer

 

[High Tide]

Again, I beg your forgiveness. I'm a lighthearted joker who tries to make people smile if given the chance. It hurts me to know I crossed the line with you, especially considering you were the first to reach out and befriend me. I was also bzzzzzing hard, but the main mistake was not knowing your personality. I hope you understand I would not intentionally do anything to hurt your feelings. I will keep your warning in mind. I won't say anything I consider funny or sarcastic directly to you, but please know that any other posts are not intended to be offensive to anyone. Rest assured that there won't be any more "back door" references. That only occurred because of the picture and my meds mixture.

Hopefully you understand and this can be put to rest. I enjoy interacting with the people here and hope to continue visiting for a long time. Best of luck and wishing you a happy holiday season.

HT

 

[Jewbacca]

Damn, every time I take leave to attend to business, things go to hell in a hand basket. Could someone put a post it note on the executive washroom wall next time so a Wookie has a heads up?

Carry on fellas...

 

[Slammer]

Damn, every time I take leave to attend to business, things go to hell in a hand basket. Could someone put a post it note on the executive washroom wall next time so a Wookie has a heads up?

Carry on fellas...

No more carrying on. It's over. Period.

The fat lady already sang.

You snooze, you lose.

Slammer

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

No more carrying on doesn't mean the end to the thread. Here, Slammer thinks his cute little Soldier hat will keep him from having his cake and eating it too:

 

[Slammer]

Quite nice. Certainly a keeper.

Once saw a similar "face" in a Bangkok go-go bar which could puff away on a cigarette. Mind you, it was able to shoot darts and pop balloons located across the room. Did some sort of trick with peeling a banana too, but was too drunk to remember exactly what was going on.

Her name was Porn Ping. For she was also great at shooting ping pong balls. Definite marriage material, if I were to go back in time.

Slammer

 

[strayer]

some wicked and funny phot you have got my favorate is the frist one