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Japanese Sex Story
A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex. 

Husband:   "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!"      

Wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!"    
Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"    

Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"      
Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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I Can't believe you just sat there trying to read this!      

You don’t know Japanese!             
You'll read anything as long as it’s about sex.
You need serious help !
Sometimes I worry about you!     
 
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Holy crap.... I was actually sounding the words out in my head. So either therapy or, like, Japanese lessons are in my future.

 
I had no clue what was going on until the end because it looked like Malay to me.

 
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