Saturn Calibration

Hey guys, just a reminder about the cut-off time for orders today (to be processed/dropped off today).

All orders after 2:00 PM ET / 11:00 AM PT today through Wednesday will NOT be processed and dropped off until Thursday 7/17.

There may also be a short delay in response time for emails as well.

Normal same day processing/shipping times will resume on 7/17

Thank you for your patience & understanding 🚀 🥳
 
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Placed an order Saturday evening. It was marked shipped within the next day and it’s in transit. It’s looking like 3 days to the door. I will report back once I review the subscription, but I have to say this is a well oiled machine. I will be back thanks Saturn!!
 
I placed my second donation through Saturn Calibration recently and I’m happy to share positive feedback for my most recent subscription!
First off, the customer service team goes above and beyond to help answer inquiries in a kind and timely manner. Felt like my questions were answered extremely quickly and thoroughly, which I really appreciated.
To my absolute shock, the mags arrived exactly two days after making my donation. Additionally, it’s worth noting that the donation was packed extremely carefully and the OPSEC was top tier. These guys do not play games when it comes to speed and stealth!
This subscription was my first in awhile through Saturn Calibration but I have no doubt that I’ll be returning to make another donation in the near future and I suggest everyone give them a shot. The price point for certain mags is hard to beat and the quality is top tier. Excellent experience all around! 10/10
 
Placed an order Saturday evening. It was marked shipped within the next day and it’s in transit. It’s looking like 3 days to the door. I will report back once I review the subscription, but I have to say this is a well oiled machine. I will be back thanks Saturn!!
Update received in 2 days the packaging was phenomenal. I can without a doubt say this was the most professional shipment I’ve received while still taking into account the opspec. The subscription has me buried in the pages. You guys are going to take over the market with this product, service, and professionalism. Don’t hesitate to pull the trigger with Saturn.
 
Just want to say again that his company is the absolute best there is. Compassionate, professional, just all around great people. When you ask a question they talk to you like a friend and not a burden like some other vendors tend to do. I could not recommend them more.

Normally I’m not someone to stan a vendor but seriously if these guys started a cult I’d be one of their first followers. All hail Saturn our lord and savior.
 
🚀 and we're back! All orders made Mon-Wed will be dropped off this morning.

Same-day order processing & shipping has resumed. Thank you guys for your patience, that was a much needed mini-vacation.

New items coming soon. I will post here once available.

You can view menu/place an order here: https://tinyurl.com/bdexdjjp
 
Just want to say again that his company is the absolute best there is. Compassionate, professional, just all around great people. When you ask a question they talk to you like a friend and not a burden like some other vendors tend to do. I could not recommend them more.

Normally I’m not someone to stan a vendor but seriously if these guys started a cult I’d be one of their first followers. All hail Saturn our lord and savior.
hahaha, thank you for the kind words. We weren’t going to go full-cult, but we have already started designing the flags and ceremonial mugs :cool:
 
Hey everyone, I’m Giantsquids w/ Saturn. In exchange for a review, I’m offering free 0.5 samples of either od$mt or 4 me tmp to the first 20 people to comment — just cover the shipping cost ($12). Your account must be at least 6 months old to qualify. Comment below and I will send you a dm. Newer accounts or anyone else interested I can send you a 10% off new customer coupon.

You can contact me for a coupon code or with any questions:

lybbestre@proton.me

Site: https://tinyurl.com/bdexdjjp
Hello I'm looking for a new vendor for Benz
 
🚀 and we're back! All orders made Mon-Wed will be dropped off this morning.

Same-day order processing & shipping has resumed. Thank you guys for your patience, that was a much needed mini-vacation.

New items coming soon. I will post here once available.

You can view menu/place an order here: https://tinyurl.com/bdexdjjp
Man you guys are fast. Thank you.. as a 1st time buyer, I'm quite impressed. And I've been around for a little 20 years.. so I've seen a lot to compare with.

Looking forward to what new stuff yall got. Hope there's a cool dissociative in there... I don't mess mess benzos, pyros, and I don't need Sr- type stuff (already quit opioids as well). So that slims down the memu a bit haha
I'm kinda limited on what all I'll even consider purchasing these days
 
Just want to remind everyone to be extra careful. There have recently been a number of issues lately where scammers/hackers have been using the Saturn Calibration name to try and steal money.

Saturn Calibration will never ask you to send payment to a crypto address that is NOT in the payment instructions email that you receive after placing an order through the website. Saturn Calibration does not send "double orders" and ask for payment after, if for some insane reason that were to happen, you would not be responsible for the extra payment.

If you ever notice anything suspicious or weird, please send me a DM or contact your sales rep or Lybbestre@proton.me ***please also double check that the email you're sending to is correct**

Stay safe everyone 🚀
 
Hey everybody new old member here. I didn't even realize I had an account from a few years ago LOL. I really just came here sign up because I wanted to give a huge shout out to Saturn calibrations. I don't read very much at all anymore just a little bit each day. I stepped away from the scene a couple years ago and my couple years supply magazines was running out I needed some new material. There's only one other place Ive got subscriptions that's been anywhere close to as on point as these guys. I was HIGHLY impressed, shocked you could say lol. Where would be the proper place to leave a review?

BeanZ
 
Rating Saturn a 10/10 doesn't do them justice. I put my first order in YESTERDAY and it arrived before noon TODAY. This isn't just some guy slinging research magazines; this is a professional high-quality business. Opsec, packaging, speed, prices and professionalism are all superior to any other vendor on this site.

For the speed and packaging alone, even if I could find better prices from another vendor, I wouldn't. One order and i'm a forever customer.

They should be on the official vendor list IMO.
 
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Want to give another shot out to Saturn and the guys, particularly Aaron this time around. He went way beyond the call for of duty for me. I bombarded him with emails and he was on top of it the whole way. I’m proud to support Saturn and will moving forward. 🔬👨🏼‍🔬🚀🧨
 
Made the donation for the mags I think 10ish Pm Saturday based off feedback here. Believe I received an invoice immediately before I even got back to my email lol. Follow up tracking within 12 hrs. OpsEc 10/10, delivery time ordered Saturday evening and Tuesday morning subscriptions are in my mailbox 10/10. Overall using the website was pretty streamless and I was pretty shocked, it's good to see vendors like this still out here. Thru whole experience, not one complaint smooth transaction. Would highly recommend.
 
Saturn Calibration is the most professional business i have had the pleasure to deal with. They are always on point, their products are supreme, and the shipping times seem to be unreal!! The Last order i made was after 2pm on a Wednesday and it arrived Friday morning!! 10/10 again with this business. Beyond impressed!!! Also really impressed with the new mags they have been consistently adding. I Will be doing more business with them!
 
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