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THESE ARE THE ADVENTURES OF SHATTERED
ARMED ONLY WITH A BLUNT LACED WITH ANGEL DUST
HE TRIES HIS BEST TO GET EVERYONE RIPPED OFF THEIR ASSES
AND HAS A FEW TIPS ON SAFETY TOO!
HERE ARE HIS ADVENTURES​
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"I miss my cat", LOL! For some reason, that literally made me laugh my a** off! Great to see you, you dusty old cranium. We desperately need a dose of Shattered comedy and a hit of Cohibas Dustados!
Thanks!  I've been working off and on on a different, more simplistic style of computer art on my time off.  Although not my best work, I figured it would be a nice way to introduce myself back to the site.  Here's one of my favorite's:

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This has honest to God made my night! Now I know what happened to her cat AND the vagina-esque dust monsters have returned to DBG. Now I just need to fire up the Graphix and the night will be complete!

 
EVER HEAR OF THE "MORE'S"?​
OF COURSE YOU HAVE​
PLEASE KEEP IN MIND WHEN YOU SEE THIS NEXT PICTURE​
THAT THESE GUYS JUST ANNIHILATED​
5 ENTIRE DUST BLUNTS​
WHAT WILL POOR SHATTERED DO NOW?​
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(Sorry FG, I couldn't find a prettier Frankengirl)​
 
(Sorry FG, I couldn't find a prettier Frankengirl)

@SS:

Are you kidding? She is fabulous!

This whole thread is fabulous and it's JUST what dbg.com needs right now! And I'm with Jewy, LOVE the "I miss my cat" girl!!

Not sure where you've been, but Welcome Back, and stick around...

FG

 
(Sorry FG, I couldn't find a prettier Frankengirl)

@SS:

Are you kidding? She is fabulous!

This whole thread is fabulous and it's JUST what dbg.com needs right now! And I'm with Jewy, LOVE the "I miss my cat" girl!!

Not sure where you've been, but Welcome Back, and stick around...

FG
I could not agree more FG! The place just is not right without The SS!!!

 
Why don't you stay, just a little big longer. (repeat chorus)

Sorry, can't post that song at the moment, but the lyrics, from what I remember, are relevant to this situation.

 
Better remove the ninja - oopsie. I suck and bailed already. Like the toons though

I love my cats btw. Their names are boo and scout. You stay the fuck away from them and your microwave :)

 
Lol. I just realized I think you have a bubble talking/thinking thingy above the ninja with a cat in it. Is it because...... Or did you just read my mind before I made the above post lol. Or is it because I'm a pussy and bailed.

Actually it's gets better the more I think on it.

 
Lol. I just realized I think you have a bubble talking/thinking thingy above the ninja with a cat in it. Is it because...... Or did you just read my mind before I made the above post lol. Or is it because I'm a pussy and bailed.

Actually it's gets better the more I think on it.
In my mind, out of the four possible choices, I felt it would be funniest for the Ninja to think about the cat. You weren't coming after me, just chillin on the ceiling anyway.
Also, please don't be do hard on yourself for leaving a position that you found just wasn't what you wanted.

 
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  1. D @ drdrizzy13: The transfer portal has turned big conferences especially the SEC more like trading players. And they need to fix the NIL deals. Not really fair for one player to get 7 mil and his teammate getting 1k. It's corrupted college football..
  2. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: @Layne_Cobain Lets go boyyyyyy!
  3. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: Happy Football Sunday! Leggo Ravens baby.
  4. Maelstrom @ Maelstrom: Bulldogs take the cake - Kiffin deserves to play in a place called Death Valley - Man how I used to love Saturdays in the fall. But College Football is dead. My prediction? Transfer portal and NIL with million dollar “salaries” mean NCAA Football becomes the defacto NFL D league except they’re all free agents. To compete, Superconfrences are going to continue to consolidate, privatize or go corporate, and the NCAA can go back to worrying about title IXX and Women’s volleyball and such.
  5. D @ drdrizzy13: I think they'll probably win it all.
  6. D @ drdrizzy13: Georgia way too dominate
  7. M @ meepmoopmeep: i think most of us expected it but not how badly it went down
  8. M @ meepmoopmeep: Alabama got SPANKED
  9. L @ Layne_Cobain: Down goes Alabama WOW hahah goodbye playoffs who gets in now instead vandy? I gotta look at rankings now
  10. D @ drdrizzy13: SEC championship game next. This game is kind of boring.
  11. L @ Layne_Cobain: Happy weekend mofos enjoy the football @tiquanunderwood and everyone else
  12. G @ globby: happy Saturday
  13. P @ ponglenis: @Dr-Octagon, hey I remember you from another forum, way back in the day
  14. Dr-Octagon @ Dr-Octagon: How about that curling team huh? Give it up
  15. Dr-Octagon @ Dr-Octagon: Top o tha Marnin
  16. Professor_ @ Professor_: Good morning Guys
  17. T @ Tinyfishnemo: Hope everyone has a good and safe weekend.
  18. T @ tylerderrden: Dunno
  19. S @ soupson: What happened to chem genie?
  20. D @ drdrizzy13: LSU is trash and has always been trash but a night game in death valley is unlike anything I've experienced. Except the first game back to the superdome reopened after Katrina destroyed it. Everybody was crying and drunk as shit lol. All time favorite in person sports moment ever.
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