Shattered Comics

[The Shattered Soldier]

THESE ARE THE ADVENTURES OF SHATTERED​

ARMED ONLY WITH A BLUNT LACED WITH ANGEL DUST​

HE TRIES HIS BEST TO GET EVERYONE RIPPED OFF THEIR ASSES​

AND HAS A FEW TIPS ON SAFETY TOO!​

HERE ARE HIS ADVENTURES​

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[The Shattered Soldier]

 

[Jewbacca]

"I miss my cat", LOL! For some reason, that literally made me laugh my a** off! Great to see you, you dusty old cranium. We desperately need a dose of Shattered comedy and a hit of Cohibas Dustados!

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

"I miss my cat", LOL! For some reason, that literally made me laugh my a** off! Great to see you, you dusty old cranium. We desperately need a dose of Shattered comedy and a hit of Cohibas Dustados!

Thanks!  I've been working off and on on a different, more simplistic style of computer art on my time off.  Although not my best work, I figured it would be a nice way to introduce myself back to the site.  Here's one of my favorite's:

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

 

[Jewbacca]

This has honest to God made my night! Now I know what happened to her cat AND the vagina-esque dust monsters have returned to DBG. Now I just need to fire up the Graphix and the night will be complete!

 

[99 Luftballons]

Whats up SS!! I see your still showing Michelangelo how to roll!

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

Whats up SS!! I see your still showing Michelangelo how to roll!

It's great to see you around again 99guywithachick's name!  It's nice to come back from a little hiatus and see a familiar face.

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

EVER HEAR OF THE "MORE'S"?​

OF COURSE YOU HAVE​

PLEASE KEEP IN MIND WHEN YOU SEE THIS NEXT PICTURE​

THAT THESE GUYS JUST ANNIHILATED​

5 ENTIRE DUST BLUNTS​

WHAT WILL POOR SHATTERED DO NOW?​

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(Sorry FG, I couldn't find a prettier Frankengirl)​

 

[Heisenberg / HNB]

Haha these are awesome Soldier! I had no idea what to what to expect when I clicked the thread.. but am glad I did.

Pass the Dusty pon' the left hand side!

 

[FrankieGirl]

(Sorry FG, I couldn't find a prettier Frankengirl)

@SS:

Are you kidding? She is fabulous!

This whole thread is fabulous and it's JUST what dbg.com needs right now! And I'm with Jewy, LOVE the "I miss my cat" girl!!

Not sure where you've been, but Welcome Back, and stick around...

FG

 

[99 Luftballons]

(Sorry FG, I couldn't find a prettier Frankengirl)

@SS:

Are you kidding? She is fabulous!

This whole thread is fabulous and it's JUST what dbg.com needs right now! And I'm with Jewy, LOVE the "I miss my cat" girl!!

Not sure where you've been, but Welcome Back, and stick around...

FG

I could not agree more FG! The place just is not right without The SS!!!

 

[Puzzler]

Why don't you stay, just a little big longer. (repeat chorus)

Sorry, can't post that song at the moment, but the lyrics, from what I remember, are relevant to this situation.

 

[Boo Radley]

Better remove the ninja - oopsie. I suck and bailed already. Like the toons though

I love my cats btw. Their names are boo and scout. You stay the fuck away from them and your microwave

 

[Boo Radley]

Lol. I just realized I think you have a bubble talking/thinking thingy above the ninja with a cat in it. Is it because...... Or did you just read my mind before I made the above post lol. Or is it because I'm a pussy and bailed.

Actually it's gets better the more I think on it.

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

Lol. I just realized I think you have a bubble talking/thinking thingy above the ninja with a cat in it. Is it because...... Or did you just read my mind before I made the above post lol. Or is it because I'm a pussy and bailed.

Actually it's gets better the more I think on it.

In my mind, out of the four possible choices, I felt it would be funniest for the Ninja to think about the cat. You weren't coming after me, just chillin on the ceiling anyway.
Also, please don't be do hard on yourself for leaving a position that you found just wasn't what you wanted.

 

[Boo Radley]

Oh I'm not

 

[Puzzler]

Oh I'm not /default_smile.png

I bet you're not either. I don't think I could do that sort of "job" for over an hour. Don't blame you one single bit.

 

[cheftell]

SS glad to see your doing well. Dude you ain't right! lmfao.