@PTFC - I would under any other circumstances tut tut you and give you my father the Colonel's speech (the one he gave me at my retirement ceremony, something to the effect of "Just remember, taking your uniform off for the last time doesn't mean you get to lower your standards"), along with a statement for the record of how gobsmacked I am that you've allowed yourself to become hirsute - It would be my duty as a soldier to give a sailor grief
However, while my bedroom closets and drawers remain up to standard, with properly folded clothes placed at the correct distance from one another, I make my bed religiously as soon as I wake up each day, hospital corners and all (and yes, my "blanket" is still an 80's era army issue poncho liner - There isn't a feather bed or duvet cover in the galaxy that could equal it's comfort), my work shoes stay as polished as my low-quarters and the tips of my jump boots did before I retired, there is one area where I have let my standards go to hell - My beard is long, thick, and white as snow (no goatees here by-God), and shockingly, my wife allows me to keep it; she thinks it looks good with my still cut to regulation hair (knock on wood, I don't seem to have the baldness gene).
So I shan't give you grief today - But only because my standards have lapsed in the same area yours have!