Tell Tale Signs You Are Getting Older?

Phrenicz

Phrenicz

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Ok, obviously I'll start...

When I was young this never happened...

However, as I grow older, inevitably certain parts have succumbed to gravity... As a result, I now find myself sitting on my bollocks quite a lot!?

An issue I never thought I would have, back when I was a wee lad :-)

 
Someone called to see if I wanted to hang out.

My answer, "What?! Its already nine o clock. I'm in my pj's"

I heard myself and felt ancient.

 
Also, like, random long outer gandalf-stylee white ear hairs!? I'm only 36?! What possible purpose do they serve!?

 
My penis used to watch me shave, not all it does it stare at the floor.

 
Very, very, very emotional hangovers from a night on the vino :-(

 
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