spiderman
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[SIZE=13.5pt]An Illegal Immigrant picks up a hooker.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]"Hey, how mucha you chargefora hour, ?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]He asks.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]"$100"[/SIZE][SIZE=7pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt]she replies.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]In broken English, he says,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]"You do immigrant style?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]"No"[/SIZE][SIZE=7pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt]she says.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]"I pay you $200 you do immigrant style."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]"No,"[/SIZE][SIZE=7pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt]she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]"I pay you $300."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]"No,"[/SIZE][SIZE=7pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt]she says.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]"I pay you $400.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]"No,"[/SIZE][SIZE=7pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt]she says.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]So finally he says,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]"OK, I pay $1,000 you do immigrant style."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]She thinks,[/SIZE][SIZE=7pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt]"Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.
I've had every kind of request from weirdoes[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt]from every part of the world.[/SIZE]
I've had every kind of request from weirdoes[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt]from every part of the world.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]How bad could immigrant style be?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]So she agrees and has sex with him.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]Finally, they finish.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]"Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]But that was ok.[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt]So, what exactly is immigrant style?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]The illegal immigrant replies,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]"You senda bill to Government."[/SIZE]