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[SIZE=13.5pt]An Illegal Immigrant picks up a hooker.[/SIZE]​

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[SIZE=24pt]"Hey, how mucha you chargefora hour, ?"[/SIZE]​

[SIZE=10pt]He asks.[/SIZE]​










[SIZE=24pt]"$100"[/SIZE][SIZE=7pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt]she replies.[/SIZE]​
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[SIZE=24pt]In broken English, he says,[/SIZE]​


[SIZE=24pt]"You do immigrant style?[/SIZE]​


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[SIZE=24pt]"No"[/SIZE][SIZE=7pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt]she says.[/SIZE]​


[SIZE=24pt]"I pay you $200 you do immigrant style."[/SIZE]​


[SIZE=24pt]"No,"[/SIZE][SIZE=7pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt]she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.[/SIZE]​


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[SIZE=24pt]"I pay you $300."[/SIZE]​
[SIZE=24pt]"No,"[/SIZE][SIZE=7pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt]she says.[/SIZE]​

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[SIZE=24pt]"I pay you $400.[/SIZE]​

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[SIZE=24pt]"No,"[/SIZE][SIZE=7pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt]she says.[/SIZE]​

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[SIZE=24pt]So finally he says,[/SIZE]​

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[SIZE=24pt]"OK, I pay $1,000 you do immigrant style."[/SIZE]​
[SIZE=24pt]She thinks,[/SIZE][SIZE=7pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt]"Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.
I've had every kind of request from weirdoes[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt]from every part of the world.[/SIZE]​

[SIZE=24pt]How bad could immigrant style be?[/SIZE]​

[SIZE=24pt]So she agrees and has sex with him.[/SIZE]​

[SIZE=24pt]Finally, they finish.[/SIZE]​

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[SIZE=24pt]Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,[/SIZE]​

[SIZE=24pt]"Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting.[/SIZE]​

[SIZE=24pt]But that was ok.[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt]So, what exactly is immigrant style?"[/SIZE]​

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[SIZE=24pt]The illegal immigrant replies,[/SIZE]​



[SIZE=24pt]"You senda bill to Government."[/SIZE]​













































 
 
 
LMAO Spidy!

Q: What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
A: A fuckin know-it-all!
 
Q: What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A: Brothel sprouts.
 
Q: Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
A: Now she does business on the side!
 
Q: What do you call an Italian hooker?
A: a pastatute.
 
Q: Did you know that O.J. Simpson, Monica Lewinsky, Ted Kennedy, and President Bill Clinton are all avid golfers?
A: O.J.'s a slicer, Monica's a hooker, Ted Kennedy can't drive over water, and Clinton can't seem to hit the right hole!
 
Q: Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
A: A hooker because she can wash her crack and reuse it.
 
Q: What do you call a Serbian prostitute?
A: Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch
 
Q: What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
 
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese prostitute that had a black baby?
A: She named him Sum Ting Wong!
 
Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward?
A: They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.
 
Q: How many cops does it take to push a hooker down the stairs?
A: None "She fell"
 
Q: What's the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea?
A: Well, one shucks between fits.
 
Q: What do you tell a Hooker with 2 black eyes?
A: Nothing. You've already told her twice!
 
Q: Whats the difference between a hooker and a Kit Kat?
A: You only get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat!
 
Q: Why did the Hooker fall out of the tree?
A: Because, she was dead!
 
Q: What do you call a Hooker with no legs?
A: A nightcrawler!
 
Q: What's the difference between your job and a Dead Hooker?
A: Your job still sucks!
 
Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A: Whore's fuck everyone at the party, Bitches fuck everyone at the party except you.
 
Q: What's the difference between Jello and a Dead Hooker?
A: Jello wiggles when you eat it!
 
Q: What's the difference between a Dead Hooker in the road and a dead dog in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dead dog!
 
Q: What's the difference between a Corvette and a Dead Hooker?
A: I don't have a Corvette in my garage!
 
Q: What do you do if your hooker is running around screaming and bleeding in your hotel room?
A: Shoot her again!
 
Q: What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
A: You don't cry when you chop up a hooker!
 
Q: If a new whore uses vasoline, what does an old whore use?
A: An old whore uses poly-grip!
 
Q: Why do Republican politicians never conduct business on the same street where a prostitute is working?
A: Professional courtesy!
 
Q: What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a Hooker?
A: Tiger can work his balls both ways!
 
Q: How bad is the California economy?
A: Even the hookers are taking I.O.U's
 
Q: What do you get when you cross Tiger Woods and a dinosaur?
A: Lick a lot of puss.
 
Q: Why does Tiger play a round of golf with a prostitute?
A: To get a hairy hole in one.
 
 
 
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