The Three Headed Giant

[The Shattered Soldier]

JEWBACCA: I say we kill him.





SOLDIER: I can't kill a shill before breakfast!





SLAMMER: All right, all right, all right. We'll kill him first


and then have ALPS and COHIBAS.





SOLDIER: Yes!





JEWBACCA: Oh, but I want Rits too.





SLAMMER: All right, all right, Rits too, but lets kill him anyway.





ALL HEADS: Right!





SOLDIER: Oh shit. He got banned!

 

[Slammer]

I wish this 3-way dialogue and picture could be published in the New York Times and/or the Washington Post.

Not a single reader would know what the hell it's all about, but that's the funniest part about it.

The confusion and bewilderment in the readers eyes would be priceless.

Slammer

 

[Jewbacca]

I'm sure this image still lives on somewhere on the board, but I was feeling nostalgic, and wanted to briefly re-post it. Fun times indeed, and great friends. I miss you guys, and as far as I'm concerned, we'll always be the 3 Amigos.


 

 

[FrankieGirl]

Fun times ...lots of changes since then!

FG

 

[Jewbacca]

Fun times ...lots of changes since then!

FG

Truer words were never spoken. In fact, I may have to nominate you for the "Understatement of the Year" award.

 

[Boo Radley]

Fun times ...lots of changes since then!

FG

Most subtle of under statements. You aren't British are you FG? One of my good friends who's British says really funny shit. Recently she said of Angelina Jolie "I guess she's moderately attractive". Gotta love the Brits. Masters of understatement.