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Jewbacca said:
Adam & Steve? /default_blink.png I think I'd recommend that Troub cancel that holiday getaway to Biloxi. I also learned another interesting fact in the Uncle V's Hometown Heroes video. Not only is Mississippi the poorest and most conservative state in the US, it also has the fewest dentists per capita. /default_biggrin.png
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Once again, I have to stress the point to you elitist pricks, I have never set foot in Mississippi, nor do I plan to. We've got our own thing going in rural western NC and it doesn't involve any Mississippian bullshit.

Knock ole' Uncle Vitalis all you like, he who laughs last laughs best and I'll outlive and outlaugh the whole lot of you pansy-ass liberals. Don't come begging for any of my stockpiled food and medical supplies come Doomsday, because I'll just spit in your face and shoot you between the eyes.

PS: My teeth are perfectly healthy and all accounted for.

PPS: Yeah, Troubadour is sore today because I WRECKED that shit last night. That he/she tried to overcharge me and as you should all know by now, Uncle Vitalis will not accept any half-assed half and half's.

 
Someones pissed their diapers.

Actually two people. One of them being me from laughing so hard, although I forgot to put my diapers on, so the urine just ran down my leg onto the coffee shop floor.

How Mississippi'n of me, eh Uncle V. Aren't you proud of your step nephew!

Slammer

 
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Slammer said:
Someones pissed their diapers.

Actually two people. One of them being me from laughing so hard, although I forgot to put my diapers on, so the urine just ran down my leg onto the coffee shop floor.

How Mississippi'n of me, eh Uncle V. Aren't you proud of your step nephew!

Slammer
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If there is hope, it lies in step-nephew Slammer.

I, being an inbred hick, piss myself on a daily basis, in between the sister and first cousin banging. I can't fault you for following in your Uncle Vitalis' distinguished footsteps, you're the last of the extended family line now that I've eliminated all those related to me that had been corrupted by the brainwashing frequencies.

God help us all, pray for me and keep the faith, volunteer.

 
Thank you Uncle V. Your words mean a lot to me.

Hope all is well with you and your family in Mississippi and you found a new place to park your trailer.

Keep the faith Uncle Vitalis, keep the faith and never give up hope.

One day the deceitful government will get off your back and give back your "Freedoms" according to what The Founding Father's had intended and clearly wrote down in the Constitution - Bill of Rights .

This one goes out to you, Uncle V:


 
Would it be a shocker if I told you George Michael is my favorite singer duh. Sorry back on topic LOL

 
Vitalis said:
I want your sex.
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Oh, i see you finally woke up, Uncle V.

How was your long drunk-ass sleep in the ditch?

All rested up and ready to take another ass kickin? Great.

Carry on and be sure to catch up on what you missed before you start up again with your verbal diarrhea.

Slammer #50000

 
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Slammer said:
Oh, i see you finally woke up, Uncle V.

How was your long drunk-ass sleep in the ditch?

All rested up and ready to take another ass kickin? Great.

Carry on and be sure to catch up on what you missed before you start up again with your verbal diarrhea.

Slammer #50000
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Yeah, I really need to catch up on your relentless post-padding bullshit.

Here we go, let's start a method of post-counting based on merit; that places me @ Vitalis #100,000.

I win because that's even higher than Soldier's post count PLUS I've stayed out of the Mexican section which should earn me some MAD props!

You can still come and stay with me in my bunker, but I only accept payment for my security services in fellatio.
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"Post padding BS" is what it's all about.

I dream of the day I can show my 3rd old son that Daddy Slammer made 50000 posts on DBG and nobody else even came close.

Forget the shared bunker idea, I got mine coming from Ebay (1/2 price but used) on it's way.

SLAMMER

 
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Slammer said:
"Post padding BS" is what it's all about.

I dream of the day I can show my 3rd old son that Daddy Slammer made 50000 posts on DBG and nobody else even came close.

Forget the shared bunker idea, I got mine coming from Ebay (1/2 price but used) on it's way.

SLAMMER
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Is it Alex Jones approved?? I doubt it, so enjoy your slow, painful death from radiation sickness!!!

 
Speaking of governmental matters, your license finally arrived in the mail today at DBG headquarters Slammer.

Happy Hunting!

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Jewbacca said:
Speaking of governmental matters, your license finally arrived in the mail today at DBG headquarters Slammer.

Happy Hunting!
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Right on!

I've been waiting days for that thing to arrive. Checking my mailbox every 3 hours, emailing the License Department every day, and posting on the HUNTERS forum day and night asking others if I might have been scammed or not.

Now I can legally shoot that MF Uncle V right between his blind eyes. Yippy yay oh...

I just wish the government had the decency to honor my request and include my DBG post count on the license too.

Lock n' load, Slammer has a red neck Hick to finish off once and for all.

S

 
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Slammer said:
Right on! I've been waiting days for that. Checking my mailbox every 3 hours, emailing the License Department every day, and posting on the HUNTERS forum day and night asking others if I might have been scammed or not.

Now I can legally shoot that MF Uncle V right between his blind eyes. Yippy yay oh...

Lock n' load, Slammer has a red neck Hick to finish off once and for all.

S
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Just because you've the permit now won't make it any easier. You've no idea of the constant struggle to survive here in Appalachia, I'm firmly dug in and won't be a trophy on your wall anytime soon.

At the top of my mountain, you won't get anywhere near me:


 
Slammer said:
Right on!

I've been waiting days for that thing to arrive. Checking my mailbox every 3 hours, emailing the License Department every day, and posting on the HUNTERS forum day and night asking others if I might have been scammed or not.

Now I can legally shoot that MF Uncle V right between his blind eyes. Yippy yay oh...

I just wish the government had the decency to honor my request and include my DBG post count on the license too.

Lock n' load, Slammer has a red neck Hick to finish off once and for all.

S
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Actually, I think your post count IS printed on the license. The / mark is a misprint. It should read 20,122,013, which is what I estimated your post count to be by the time the license expires next year.

 
With step-nephew Slammer's post-padding, nobody can accurately determine the number of pointless posts he'll have made by the time the expiration date rolls around; this is nonsense.

 
Vitalis said:
Just because you've the permit now won't make it any easier. You've no idea of the constant struggle to survive here in Appalachia, I'm firmly dug in and won't be a trophy on your wall anytime soon.

At the top of my mountain, you won't get anywhere near me:
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So you bought yourself a Nerf gun. Well done.

What's next? A boomerang.

Slammer 500000++

 
Slammer said:
So you bought yourself a Nerf gun. Well done.

What's next? A boomerang.

Slammer 500000++
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Once again, come at me, bro!

This ain't the fucking demilitarized zone, you're out of your element here...

 
Vitalis said:
Once again, come at me, bro!

This ain't the fucking demilitarized zone, you're out of your element here...
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You're the one posting firecracker and Nerf gun vid "threats."

I'm trying to keep this sensible as it was so designed and politely requested to be.

HANNIBAL SLAMMER 500000+

 
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