Who is MrKryptonite?

MrKryptonite

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What’s up my brothers? I am a 41 year old dude just trying to live his life and be as happy as possible. Sadly enough, tabs make me as happy as humanly possible (^^,) ........due to the relief from the pain that haunts me day in and day out of course ;)  I live in Florida and was ordering Tabs off the internet back in the day. I don’t know if anyone here ever used “1st Meds”, “NorcoWorldwide.”  Anyways, I was one of the LUCKY victims of Florida’s humanitarian Drug Laws. I say lucky because I only had to cop out to serving 10 years in Florida Department of Corrections as opposed to the 25 year minimum mandatory they tried to put on me for having some tabs I wasn’t supposed to be in possession of. Well, that’s when I finally figured out that most people are just judgemental pussies and evil as fk. First time ever in trouble and these pricks try and bang me with a 25 year prison sentence. In Florida the law is that its ok to weigh the acetaminophen with the hydro. So get this, it is a first degree felony to be in possession of 4 grams or more of tabs here in the state of Florida. So if you have, let’s say, 8 hydro tablets you would wish you would have killed yourself instead. It’s the same as being a heroin$ trafficker. Can you believe that sht!? So I’m 2 years out and trying to live the dream. I haven’t been laid in 13 years now and somehow it makes me feel alive! Most of the time that is LOL! IM a pretty fkn cool dude and I don’t judge another soul for nothin. Live and let live but leave me the fk alone. I am already liking the vibe here and was welcomed quite honorably by the admins here. I would like to thank you by the way. The biggest thing for me is, I was hit by a car, Florida doctors piss themselves when you say pain killer. I really, really need immediate help from someone here that can help me find a doctor online, in America that is not afraid to write me a script every month for 120 10mg hydros. If I get caught trying to get these things from outside the US without a script I will most certainly, absolutely get a life sentence, no questions asked. I am donating this upcoming payday and I would pay for a legit connection to someone sympathetic that will bypass some of the restrictions here to save my ass from making a horrible mistake. You guys seem pretty cool and I am trying to stay out of DOC so if anyone here has a decent connection I can take care of the rest. God Bless a You Guys and thank you for the warmest of welcomes and not the least thing, YOUR TRUST!

 
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