Why Did You Pick Your Screen Name?

[pokeytoe]

LOL..Thanks for my first laugh of the day!! /default_biggrin.png

You liked that eh? Hahahaha....I have zero modesty I guess. At times. I blame it on the entertainment industry. There was a time when us girls had our quick change into different colored tights and tutu costumes... and did not have time to even look around to see if the guy dancers were looking at us boobs and crotch all hangin out all sweaty, trying to get those damn ballerina suits on for our next performance. I'd have like only five minutes to change in between roles and get my ass out on stage. This was during the ballet called " swan lake." My male partner was possibly poopin in the boys room, and i had to add lib my own routine on the spot, without the audience even knowing!! He walks out gracefully on stage as if he was no longer constipated. Omg those were the days. I don't have the patience for that no more. Thank God.

 

[2earls]

Pokey, you're a riot!

 

[yellowbelly]

You liked that eh? Hahahaha....I have zero modesty I guess. At times. I blame it on the entertainment industry. There was a time when us girls had our quick change into different colored tights and tutu costumes... and did not have time to even look around to see if the guy dancers were looking at us boobs and crotch all hangin out all sweaty, trying to get those damn ballerina suits on for our next performance. I'd have like only five minutes to change in between roles and get my ass out on stage. This was during the ballet called " swan lake." My male partner was possibly poopin in the boys room, and i had to add lib my own routine on the spot, without the audience even knowing!! He walks out gracefully on stage as if he was no longer constipated. Omg those were the days. I don't have the patience for that no more. Thank God.

Well...Guys never check out boobs, crotches, or even asses pokey, so you have nothing to worry about...Except for Mr. C...He's been all over that lately!! /default_cool.png

 

[Revenger]

I wanted people to think I was a bloke so I would be taken seriously... In real life I'm one of those people who are always described as "dizzy" ie. Stupid.

But turns out there's loads of wonderful girls AND boys here!! So I stopped worrying

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[Hapgrl]

Mine comes from who I was and who I am today?

Schizo was a very young naive, cocky, arrogant, selfish arsehole!... Who took and took, without a thought for anyone else's feelings.. Never stopping to think about the damage he was doing to others, or his self for that matter...

Phrenicz is who I am now... A person that has absolutely nothing in common with that person anymore...

Afterall, life is about learning, evolving and striving to be the best you can be... My life used to be all about helping myself... Now it's about helping others, which ironically is now the one thing that allows me to help myself...

Reading that back, it's kind of confusing, but I think it will make sense to most of you...

~P~

I like your post. It resonates with me. I'm hapgrl because it is the opposite of sadgrl, and I struggle with that. Say it long enough it becomes part of you. Trying to live up to the name and get happy.

 

[Biskoinferno]

I picked my screename from years of ppl calling me Bisko my Brother JOJO is by my side everyday ..We take it to the top who's gonna stop us Bring it ..I'll show my Face keep it real but u ain't EVER bringing me down been in the entire game since 16 years old now 38 ...Suck a Fat DDDDDDDD........it's been years in the street game ...Red is my colour N ill die for it ..ABG BK Town ..4-life ...I was born into all this ...We all live at different locations so everything is different for us all in our lives mines Rough Neck ..Sad to say gotta ALWAYS watch your back ....I'm Lucky JoJo is Jamacian cause my back was taken out during the Throw down at age 21 .2 get jumped in ....So now I'm ABG 4-Life .Love Ya my Cuz JOJO .

B.B.

 

[zuvuya4]

You liked that eh? Hahahaha....I have zero modesty I guess. At times. I blame it on the entertainment industry. There was a time when us girls had our quick change into different colored tights and tutu costumes... and did not have time to even look around to see if the guy dancers were looking at us boobs and crotch all hangin out all sweaty, trying to get those damn ballerina suits on for our next performance. I'd have like only five minutes to change in between roles and get my ass out on stage. This was during the ballet called " swan lake." My male partner was possibly poopin in the boys room, and i had to add lib my own routine on the spot, without the audience even knowing!! He walks out gracefully on stage as if he was no longer constipated. Omg those were the days. I don't have the patience for that no more. Thank God.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!If only R.E.M. had written "EVERYBODY POOOOOPZ!!!!!" 😄😄

 

[Smoka90]

I was a smoker when I came up with the name, and 'a' is so, so much cooler than 'er'.

And I was born in A.D. 90.

Life's good.

 

[headbanger]

Duh!

 

[pokeytoe]

Pokey, you're a riot!

😜 there's too much testosterone at home which has caused me to be one of the guys

 

[Guest]

There is NOTHING. More fun than being one of the guys!

 

[pokeytoe]

Agreed. In my home there's nothing but farting, burping, jokes about pooping, farting and more burping. Its endless. I gave up a long time ago, cuz I knew I would never win lol.

 

[Revenger]

Agreed. In my home there's nothing but farting, burping, jokes about pooping, farting and more burping. Its endless. I gave up a long time ago, cuz I knew I would never win lol.

Ha! I thought i was immature with my Toilet humour!! I definitley thought I was the only grown woman who found poo jokes funny : s

I've been making an effort to change that part of myself actually ... Become more like one of those types who says "I've got a very dry sense of humour" with a snooty look on their face, like they're so clever they can only do ironic jokes that only other people in the clever club understand...

I reckon "having a a good sense of humour" means finding things funny and laughing a lot rather than being able to make smart arse jokes to show off your superior intellect... So I'll stay as I am with you pokey /default_smile.png I'm also in a house full of boys and my 7 year old made up this joke today which I laughed at: what's a pirates favourite food? Sardines (said like a pirate ARR)

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[Guest]

Just told the joke to the five year old. She is repeating it...lol!

 

[NYMonaLisa]

I was living in NY when the whole internet thing started for me.  My name is Lisa, a classic beauty, a mysterious smile, there you have it.  I've lived in a few different places since then and I am currently in Tampa, but my NYMonaLisa seems to stick wherever I go /default_smile.png

 

[NYMonaLisa]

Great topic btw Thanx !

 

[headbanger]

My Little Pony was already taken.

 

[peanut]

Hi Yellowbelly!!!  Hellz yeah it's hard!!!  it's ridiculously hard!  I wouldn't wish this on anyone and those girls that go *looking* for hot bad boys in priz need to have a 10 minute convo with me before they get involved with the whole priz thing!!! 

I love him....I'm in love with him....I loved him before his situation and I'm loving him through it but yeah....it's lonely, hard and confusing at times.  Maybe it's why I'm SO glad I found y'all!! 

Do they still do the congenial (def spelled wrong) visit things? Or is that just in the movies? HB posted a cool site, BabesBehindBars. Who needs a mail order when you can find one here in the states? She might have a cool talent too, like cracking cc's, or good @ pick locking doors, or cooking things.

 

[Mark Antony]

I like history. Especially that period when Augustus and Mark Antony were battling for control of the empire. Augustus seemed too presumptuous so I chose Antony instead. At least I didn't go with Brutus.

 

[True_Love]

Because I'm your True Love!!! Jk