Woman Asks For Divorce Because Hubby's Penis Is Too Big!

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Woman Asks Court to Dissolve Marriage After One Week – Because Husband’s Penis is TOO Big!

 
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This is one of those stories when bigger is definitely not better. The Nigerian Tribune reports there was an abundance of laughter at the Sharia Court in Samaru Nigeria a few days ago when housewife, Aisha Dannupawa, asked the court to dissolve her one-week marriage to her husband, Ali Maizinari, because she could not handle his large penis.

When her case was called, the wife informed the court that she married her husband after her first marriage failed because she needed a dependable father for her three children. After their arranged marriage, the wife was scheduled to move into the husbands house as demanded by Islamic Law in Nigeria. However, before she was able to settle in her new abode, she was invited to visit the house of the new husband’s parents.

Shortly after the new bride’s arrival at her in-law’s house, her husband arrived. She told the Sharia Court “when he came, we had sex but the experience was a nightmare. Instead of enjoying the sex, it turned out to be something else because his penis was too big.â€

She also relayed to the Islamic court that after the her ordeal. she took some pain killers she received from her mother. “I told my mother the experience but she told me to endure and that with time, I will be able to cope. She then gave me some drugs,’’ she added.

According to the wife, “two days later when he came to visit me, we had sex again, but the experience was too much to bear. It was then I knew that I could not continue with the marriage because of the size of his penis.’’

Dannupawa’s husband, Maizinari, did not deny the allegations that his penis was indeed too much for his new bride to handle. Furthermore, he added that he was willing to divorce his new wife if she could pay back the dowry and all that he had spent while courting her. While addressing the court, the husband was quoted as saying “If she wants to leave, she must pay me N60,000″ (or about $300 U.S.)

The wife made no mention if she would be able to repay the amount, but insisted that the court grant her annulment to prevent further injury and discomfort. President of the Sharia Court, Alhaji Mamman Shinkafi, ordered the couple to attempt reconciliation before the next court date.

Link to the original Nigerian Tribune article can be found here.

 
Lol! He should of put it in the back door, and saw how she liked it than! /default_laugh.png

 
lol yb, you're brutal! That would be like a Louisville Slugger up the tail pipe.

 
lol yb, you're brutal! That would be like a Louisville Slugger up the tail pipe.
LOL

Lol! He should of put it in the back door, and saw how she liked it than! /default_laugh.png
HAHA. I thought sharia law pretty much meant women had no rights, and men were supreme. Now either our news media is full of shit, or this article is from the Onion. I vote for the first, our media is full of shit. Sharia law is the strict islamic interpretation that is supposed to be evil according to fox news. Thoughts? I like how the only posts from spiderman are crazy news articles. I thought I was the only one with too much time on my hands. 

 
Gosh..  some of these comments  LOL where do you all come up with this stuff?  I see why we need to be at least 18 to join this group   :-) 

 
Anyone other than me find it "funny" that the Judge Ordered Reconciliation Attempt before ? Date?

Translation - Keep trying 'till ....

 
Ya know the dirt road is only supposed to be a one way street.
Sometimes GPS does not work and well you know, it's too late. So I heard. 

So it is true what they say about men in that continent. All this time I thought it was just a myth. 

 
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