5 word story!

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 When I heard the doctor say that my stomach going "fooowap" was a developing wet fart, and, "I HOPE I'M NOT PREGNANT", we smiled, (me from gas).  She says "oops doc i"(doc) Pregnant? I just met you!!

"How do you intend to pay my bill, you gasbag"?

 
 When I heard the doctor say that my stomach going "fooowap" was a developing wet fart, and, "I HOPE I'M NOT PREGNANT", we smiled, (me from gas).  She says "oops doc i"(doc) Pregnant? I just met you!!

"How do you intend to pay my bill, you gasbag"?

"By bottling my poisonous farts, 

 
 please make sure its a 5 word to each person of the story..people seem to be going over it and things not making a lot of sense..this can be fun but in order for it to be fun we need to do it as it was said to be done. /default_smile.png

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When I heard the doctor say that my stomach going "fooowap" was a developing wet fart, and, "I HOPE I'M NOT PREGNANT", we smiled, (me from gas).  She says "oops doc i"(doc) Pregnant? I just met you!!

"How do you intend to pay my bill, you gasbag"?

"By bottling my poisonous farts, because  they smell so good.

 
sadminion said:
 please make sure its a 5 word to each person of the story..people seem to be going over it and things not making a lot of sense..this can be fun but in order for it to be fun we need to do it as it was said to be done. /default_smile.png

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Cannot add another 5 words next day to keep it going? Have to wait for another 1st?

When I heard the doctor say that my stomach going "fooowap" was a developing wet fart, and, "I HOPE I'M NOT PREGNANT", we smiled, (me from gas).  She says "oops doc i"(doc) Pregnant? I just met you!!

"How do you intend to pay my bill, you gasbag"?

"By bottling my poisonous farts, because  they smell so good. What name can I use?

 
When I heard the doctor say that my stomach going "fooowap" was a developing wet fart, and, "I HOPE I'M NOT PREGNANT", we smiled, (me from gas).  She says "oops doc i"(doc) Pregnant? I just met you!!

"How do you intend to pay my bill, you gasbag"?

"By bottling my poisonous farts, because  they smell so good. What name can I use?  "pops a lot"  sounds good.

 
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