Lights Out Slammer! (And Fuck You Newborn Vip!)

The Shattered Soldier

The Shattered Soldier

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Just saw that Slammer has 500 posts! Yay!

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Fuck that asshole.

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Love and laugh all you want, you couple of half-wits.

Just wait till Slammer gets to a keyboard.

Hold your piss filled panties tightly, cuz you're both gonna get your tongues snipped off.

S

 
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Slammer said:
Love and laugh all you want, you couple of half-wits.

Just wait till Slammer gets to a keyboard.

Hold your piss filled panties tightly, cuz you're both gonna get your tongues snipped off.

S
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Oh C'mon! I've had this one up my sleave since I posted the "Pixie Dust Soldier vs. the Ambiguously Gay Trio".

 
Nothing ambiguous about Slammer.

Welcome to the VIP club, we don't all have threads in our honor, so show some gratitude, you pimp.

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Actually my "real" post count puts me up around 880.

So that makes me #1. Yes, Uncle V, number one. Thank you and please sit down before you soil your trousers and fall the fuck down again.

Such a day of awe, isn't it my dear friends.

Enjoy the festivities for their about to begin.

Slammer

 
Slammer said:
Actually my "real" post count puts me up around 880.

So that makes me #1. Yes, Uncle V, number one. Thank you and please sit down before you soil your trousers and fall the fuck down again.

Such a day of awe, isn't it my dear friends.

Enjoy the festivities for their about to begin.

Slammer
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My family and I are waiting on those there festivities you speak of:

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Slammer said:
Actually my "real" post count puts me up around 880.

So that makes me #1. Yes, Uncle V, number one. Thank you and please sit down before you soil your trousers and fall the fuck down again.

Such a day of awe, isn't it my dear friends.

Enjoy the festivities for their about to begin.

Slammer
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Dig your other posts out of that ditch, copy them to .pdf, get some double thick, white, glossy presentation grade printer paper, print them out, fold them in half, turn them sideways and shove them up your k-pin plug hole while you stare at the official overall top posters page.

 
The Shattered Soldier said:
Dig your other posts out of that ditch, copy them to .pdf, get some double thick, white, glossy presentation grade printer paper, print them out, fold them in half, turn them sideways and shove them up your k-pin plug hole while you stare at the official overall top posters page.
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Frankly, I'm tired of the "copy them, fold them in half, turn sideways, and insert up the ass" talk.

Just cuz it works for you, doesn't imply that it will work for me. Not even gonna try.

So, take your methods elsewhere, little boy, for this party is for Adults only.

Twist that up your "plug hole" and run on home to Mommy for dinner's ready.

And do try to behave yourself at the table,

S

 
Slammer said:
Frankly, I'm tired of the "copy them, fold them in half, turn sideways, and insert up the ass" talk.Just cuz it works for you, doesn't imply that it will work for me. Not even gonna try.So, take your methods elsewhere, little boy, for this party is for Adults only.Twist that up your "plug hole" and run on home to Mommy for dinner's ready.And do try to behave yourself at the table,S
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Adults only? You're telling me this NOW? Right after Vitalis and I put in for an express order of fresh jailbait for live entertainment!Here's something to help you out with my other "turn it sideways" comment (I downloaded the 10 minute clip and edited it just for you!):


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Adults only? You're telling me this NOW? Right after Vitalis and I put in for an express order of fresh jailbait for live entertainment!
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It's not a problem, I've an entire basement full of the little tweens; back they go. You're ungrateful, Slammer, you get a VIP party thrown for you and you piss all over it. No more discounts on prepping supplies for you, bitch.

 
Good Lord, what happened on this thread this evening? I leave for a few hours to drool over tall, leggy collegiate female volleyball players in tight spandex shorts, and I come home to this nonsense? Hell, I don't even see any scantily clad, nubile young women or fruit juice. You guys are loosing your touch.

 
Jewbacca said:
Good Lord, what happened on this thread this evening? I leave for a few hours to drool over tall, leggy collegiate female volleyball players in tight spandex shorts, and I come home to this nonsense? Hell, I don't even see any scantily clad, nubile young women or fruit juice. You guys are loosing your touch.
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Enjoy.

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My iPad won't post it...

 
The Shattered Soldier said:
Adults only? You're telling me this NOW? Right after Vitalis and I put in for an express order of fresh jailbait for live entertainment!Here's something to help you out with my other "turn it sideways" comment (I downloaded the 10 minute clip and edited it just for you!):
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Oh hell ya, I certainly smell what The Rock's cookin. Perfect video clip. Honestly!

And let me guess, you're the little mic gripped in the Rock's hand, right?

Anyways, back to the MAIN point, the Official Opening Ceremony for Slammer's 880+ posts begins at noon.

There will be a "Flag of Nations" walk through the DBG Rose Garden with members of all race and creed representing their countries or planets of birth.

Uncle Vitalis, that does NOT give you permission to drive your rusty old pick-up truck with your over-sized Confederate Flag hung out your window through the garden. This is a multicultural, politically correct, luxurious event. Not a Crash-up-Derby, Lawn Mower Racing, or Monster Truck show. So it's best you stay home above ground in your bunker tent and continue planting your seeds in the trailer park for 'the end' is rapidly approaching. For Alex Jones says so.

May the "Flag Ceremony" be the best ever in DBG history and be remembered for centuries to come. Thank you.

Countdown begins....

Slammer 880+

 
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