Hi Everyone Not New But Very New

[Jewbacca]

Bet he'll try to come back as a Hispanic person next.

You could very well be right. However, might I offer the following suggestion?

If TimmyTheTurd were to join DBG, agreed to only post "good morning" messages like the one in the photo, and also agreed to wear a cool sailor's hat in the video chat area, I might even let it "slide". Pun intended of course.

 

[Maybesomeday]

You could very well be right. However, might I offer the following suggestion?

If TimmyTheTurd were to join DBG, agreed to only post "good morning" messages like the one in the photo, and also agreed to wear a cool sailor's hat in the video chat area, I might even let it "slide". Pun intended of course.

Don't you dare wish that on us!

You were being generous, I'm giving him until midnight /default_wink.png

 

[Jewbacca]

Don't you dare wish that on us!

You were being generous, I'm giving him until midnight /default_wink.png

Come on now, you have to admit, you'd laugh every time you saw a "Good Morning DBG" post from TimmyTheTurd!

For that matter, we could nominate him to Admin as the Ploop thread moderator. See, NOW we're making some progress! /default_laugh.png

 

[kittykat]

Careful now. You wouldn't want to give The English Butcher, errr, I mean "The Swedish Chef" any ideas now, would you?! /default_wacko.png

WANKER   /default_wink.png

 

[kittykat]

You could very well be right. However, might I offer the following suggestion?

If TimmyTheTurd were to join DBG, agreed to only post "good morning" messages like the one in the photo, and also agreed to wear a cool sailor's hat in the video chat area, I might even let it "slide". Pun intended of course.

U r not right...Haha

 

[Jewbacca]

U r not right...Haha

Yeah, that's exactly what my ex-wife said! Just trying to laugh a little today, as opposed to the alternative.

 

[kittykat]

Yeah, that's exactly what my ex-wife said! Just trying to laugh a little today, as opposed to the alternative.

Understood,  Hopefully i got at least a little chuckle from my furry 7'3 friend........

 

[dvz]

Because I'm feeling nostalgic, here's my very first (and last!) PM from Zonked 1.0  I only read it for those times I want to feel my brain melt but I'm out of airplane glue. I'm also dedicating this to H. because I know how much he enjoys only the finest illiteracy, and this is indeed some of the finest:

Hey im Zonkedup .Freesmokes boy we do are thing together do u no ne real email vendors I can contact or recommend ne body for fast shipping BZ. So hard who 2 trust n not so looking for recommendations or who I can contact on here that knows the best...Not Scammers....hmb plz ....

 

[Jewbacca]

Because I'm feeling nostalgic, here's my very first (and last!) PM from Zonked 1.0 I only read it for those times I want to feel my brain melt but I'm out of airplane glue. I'm also dedicating this to H. because I know how much he enjoys only the finest illiteracy, and this is indeed some of the finest:

Hey im Zonkedup .Freesmokes boy we do are thing together do u no ne real email vendors I can contact or recommend ne body for fast shipping BZ. So hard who 2 trust n not so looking for recommendations or who I can contact on here that knows the best...Not Scammers....hmb plz ....

Hey, I got that exact PM, LOL! I presume that such a masterful literary work couldn't possibly be replicated, so it became a cut and paste template.
"Only the finest illiteracy". That's fabulous! Oh, and by the way, I was never made privy to what "are thing" was. One of life's great mysteries I suppose.

 

[dvz]

Hey, I got that exact PM, LOL! I presume that such a masterful literary work couldn't possibly be replicated, so it became a cut and paste template.

"Only the finest illiteracy". That's fabulous! Oh, and by the way, I was never made privy to what "are thing" was. One of life's great mysteries I suppose.

I am heartbroken. I thought he crafted that jewel specifically for me. *sobbing*!  Yeah hopefully he and Freesmokes will eventually take some of those "it gets better" videos to heart, stop feeling guilty for their furtive hand holding and skip through a meadow of benzos together borting their little hearts out. 

 

[kittykat]

I am heartbroken. I thought he crafted that jewel specifically for me. *sobbing*!  Yeah hopefully he and Freesmokes will eventually take some of those "it gets better" videos to heart, stop feeling guilty for their furtive hand holding and skip through a meadow of benzos together borting their little hearts out. 

LMAO.........You poor thing .Sorry you is heart broken.....

 

[Maybesomeday]

I heart this thread. Like, a lot.

 

[kittykat]

You just never know he might just try to come back again as a female /default_rolleyes.gif..  He needs to start using spell check.......

 

[Jewbacca]

Because I'm feeling nostalgic, here's my very first (and last!) PM from Zonked 1.0  I only read it for those times I want to feel my brain melt but I'm out of airplane glue. I'm also dedicating this to H. because I know how much he enjoys only the finest illiteracy, and this is indeed some of the finest:

Hey im Zonkedup .Freesmokes boy we do are thing together do u no ne real email vendors I can contact or recommend ne body for fast shipping BZ. So hard who 2 trust n not so looking for recommendations or who I can contact on here that knows the best...Not Scammers....hmb plz ....

Ironically, despite "doing are thing" together, our exiled friend Zonk never seemed to be aware that "his boy's" DBG name is actually Freesmok, not "FreeSmokes". A sad case of benzo induced brain damage, or a Freudian style, bad prison movie slip, bringing to light his repressed desire to be traded by his cellie to some guy nicknamed "Tripod" for a carton of cigarettes? You make the call..... /default_ohmy.png

 

[dvz]

LMAO.........You poor thing .Sorry you are heart broken.....

Thank you. I mean, I want him (them) to be happy, but I thought I was special, you know? And, well, it just hurts. I'm going off to caress a football and try to make the pain go away. I think Zonked would want that for me.

 

[kittykat]

Thank you. I mean, I want him (them) to be happy, but I thought I was special, you know? And, well, it just hurts. I'm going off to caress a football and try to make the pain go away. I think Zonked would want that for me.

ROTFL...U are to much......Enjoy

 

[Jewbacca]

Thank you. I mean, I want him (them) to be happy, but I thought I was special, you know? And, well, it just hurts. I'm going off to caress a football and try to make the pain go away. I think Zonked would want that for me.

Yea, yur dood Zonked wood deafnitly wunt dat fur u dvz. Ub dat I'ze shure.....

- UrFriend Jewbachenstein

 

[dvz]

Yea, yur dood Zonked wood deafnitly wunt dat fur u dvz. Ub dat I'ze shure.....

- UrFriend Jewbachenstein

THIS IS TOTALLY THE WRONG THREAD TO HAVE RUN OUT OF GREENS! Greens all around to everyone!

This has made a rather depressing night a lot of fun. The boyfriend (not Zonked, I had to move on) is giving me the side-eye something fierce wondering what the hell I'm doing and why I'm laughing (it's a rare occurrence in our lives.)

 

[Jewbacca]

THIS IS TOTALLY THE WRONG THREAD TO HAVE RUN OUT OF GREENS! Greens all around to everyone!

This has made a rather depressing night a lot of fun. The boyfriend (not Zonked, I had to move on) is giving me the side-eye something fierce wondering what the hell I'm doing and why I'm laughing (it's a rare occurrence in our lives.)

Just tell him you're kibbitzing  with a Wookie who lives on MILF Island, and that you're the baleboste around there, so dispense with the side-eye already, LOL!

Sorry everyone, just a little Yiddish humor! /default_biggrin.png

 

[FrankieGirl]

This is a twist on the movie 50 First Dates. Instead of Barrymore & Sandler its Zonked & DBG.

FG