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CatintheHat said:
My man will be home from school soon, and the Porkenheimers video "did" something to me. I am attacking that man. He may want to eat dinner first...too bad. All that talk. Hehe

I love you guys SO freakin much!
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Hahahahahaha, pure quality cat!! I am in stitches. "I am attacking that man". Cat? Lion more like lol
 
2e you were just showing your teeth, WERENT YOU? Hehe

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. (for now)

OK now i have the soft kitty warm kitty song in my head. God i need some drugs.

 
Wow. Now I am onto Helen Reddy songs...........SOMEONE STOP MY MIND PLEASE!

 
I'm actually a little worried. I have a slow hand if you know what I mean (memba that song...lol) I took Kratom earlier and going out with my boyfriend tonight.......I'm so hoping the effects will have worn off by then. I mean I have done stupid things on Kratom like joined porn sites (please don't judge me) and God knows it's too soon to be doing anything physical with him. I'm drinking a crap load of water and hoping it'll get on out of my system before then. It is an amazing herbal drug and when we do "get there" I'm sure I'll fly to Venus and back.

I keep seeing people say LSD. I've never had it but I'm surprised it has aphrodisiac effects.

 
Allhoney75 said:
I'm actually a little worried. I have a slow hand if you know what I mean (memba that song...lol) I took Kratom earlier and going out with my boyfriend tonight.......I'm so hoping the effects will have worn off by then. I mean I have done stupid things on Kratom like joined porn sites (please don't judge me) and God knows it's too soon to be doing anything physical with him. I'm drinking a crap load of water and hoping it'll get on out of my system before then. It is an amazing herbal drug and when we do "get there" I'm sure I'll fly to Venus and back.

I keep seeing people say LSD. I've never had it but I'm surprised it has aphrodisiac effects.
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I did warn you allhoney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😊

 
Allhoney75 said:
I'm actually a little worried. I have a slow hand if you know what I mean (memba that song...lol) I took Kratom earlier and going out with my boyfriend tonight.......I'm so hoping the effects will have worn off by then. I mean I have done stupid things on Kratom like joined porn sites (please don't judge me) and God knows it's too soon to be doing anything physical with him. I'm drinking a crap load of water and hoping it'll get on out of my system before then. It is an amazing herbal drug and when we do "get there" I'm sure I'll fly to Venus and back.

I keep seeing people say LSD. I've never had it but I'm surprised it has aphrodisiac effects.
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This is just so crazy to me. One of my friends who's a member on this board as well, gets the same effects as you. I don't even remotely get that effect. I'm somewhat jealous but then again I'm not. LOL.

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beachgirlie90 said:
This is just so crazy to me. One of my friends who's a member on this board as well, gets the same effects as you. I don't even remotely get that effect. I'm somewhat jealous but then again I'm not. LOL.

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Don't be jealous...lol....it'll make you do crazy things. I got a little loose lipped with my boyfriend yesterday and certainly regret it. Looking back at what I said is something I'd never say in a sane mind frame this early in a relationship. I told him I'd ride his rod, put him to sleep and make him suck his thumb....yeah that's bad!

 
Allhoney75 said:
Don't be jealous...lol....it'll make you do crazy things. I got a little loose lipped with my boyfriend yesterday and certainly regret it. Looking back at what I said is something I'd never say in a sane mind frame this early in a relationship. I told him I'd ride his rod, put him to sleep and make him suck his thumb....yeah that's bad!
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Oh girl, you're in trouble tonight! He probably thinks you're ready to do the deed! OMG good luck with that! I bet he tries. 😏


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Allhoney75 said:
Don't be jealous...lol....it'll make you do crazy things. I got a little loose lipped with my boyfriend yesterday and certainly regret it. Looking back at what I said is something I'd never say in a sane mind frame this early in a relationship. I told him I'd ride his rod, put him to sleep and make him suck his thumb....yeah that's bad!
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Oh dear, these threads are pretty entertaining lately. Ride his rod? I'm starting to think that Kratom might spice up this old, married routine. I hope you don't need a rod to fight him off with after that. Can't wait to hear how this date goes!

 
2earls said:
Oh dear, these threads are pretty entertaining lately. Ride his rod? I'm starting to think that Kratom might spice up this old, married routine. I hope you don't need a rod to fight him off with after that. Can't wait to hear how this date goes!
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Lol....We are off.....I'll report back. Unfortunately I'm still horned up so we shall see. I told myself not to take Kratom today....should have just stuck with the vikes.... Darn!

 
Allhoney75 said:
Don't be jealous...lol....it'll make you do crazy things. I got a little loose lipped with my boyfriend yesterday and certainly regret it. Looking back at what I said is something I'd never say in a sane mind frame this early in a relationship. I told him I'd ride his rod, put him to sleep and make him suck his thumb....yeah that's bad!
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Yeah, No shit..Women..And they wonder why guys are the way we are...lol

 
Mr. Crowley said:
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Lol....no it doesn't. This is my first time being on Kratom around a guy. I did get my answer though.... He provided it. I left a short note about what he said.

And for all those wondering how tonight went....thank God the Kratom was out of my system by the time the movie was over...wipes sweat off of forehead. Nonetheless a great, honest guy. He told me he wants it but it's worth waiting on. I told him about Kratom.... Of course he wants some now... Lol

And people... Go see the Loft....pretty darn good movie.

 
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Allhoney75 said:
Lol....no it doesn't. This is my first time being on Kratom around a guy. I did get my answer though.... He provided it. I left a short note about what he said.

And for all those wondering how tonight went....thank God the Kratom was out of my system by the time the movie was over...wipes sweat off of forehead. Nonetheless a great, honest guy. He told me he wants it but it's worth waiting on. I told him about Kratom.... Of course he wants some now... Lol

And people... Go see the Loft....pretty darn good movie.
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I think it's great that you gave him another chance and you had the courage to call him and talk it out.

 
Wow! Really? I've had the best of the best with Kratom...Was it laced with something else? /default_ph34r.png

 
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