Best Drug To Have Sex On...

My man will be home from school soon, and the Porkenheimers video "did" something to me. I am attacking that man. He may want to eat dinner first...too bad. All that talk. Hehe

I love you guys SO freakin much!
Hahahahahaha, pure quality cat!! I am in stitches. "I am attacking that man". Cat? Lion more like lol
 
2e you were just showing your teeth, WERENT YOU? Hehe

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. (for now)

OK now i have the soft kitty warm kitty song in my head. God i need some drugs.

 
Wow. Now I am onto Helen Reddy songs...........SOMEONE STOP MY MIND PLEASE!

 
I'm actually a little worried. I have a slow hand if you know what I mean (memba that song...lol) I took Kratom earlier and going out with my boyfriend tonight.......I'm so hoping the effects will have worn off by then. I mean I have done stupid things on Kratom like joined porn sites (please don't judge me) and God knows it's too soon to be doing anything physical with him. I'm drinking a crap load of water and hoping it'll get on out of my system before then. It is an amazing herbal drug and when we do "get there" I'm sure I'll fly to Venus and back.

I keep seeing people say LSD. I've never had it but I'm surprised it has aphrodisiac effects.

 
I'm actually a little worried. I have a slow hand if you know what I mean (memba that song...lol) I took Kratom earlier and going out with my boyfriend tonight.......I'm so hoping the effects will have worn off by then. I mean I have done stupid things on Kratom like joined porn sites (please don't judge me) and God knows it's too soon to be doing anything physical with him. I'm drinking a crap load of water and hoping it'll get on out of my system before then. It is an amazing herbal drug and when we do "get there" I'm sure I'll fly to Venus and back.

I keep seeing people say LSD. I've never had it but I'm surprised it has aphrodisiac effects.
I did warn you allhoney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😊

 
I'm actually a little worried. I have a slow hand if you know what I mean (memba that song...lol) I took Kratom earlier and going out with my boyfriend tonight.......I'm so hoping the effects will have worn off by then. I mean I have done stupid things on Kratom like joined porn sites (please don't judge me) and God knows it's too soon to be doing anything physical with him. I'm drinking a crap load of water and hoping it'll get on out of my system before then. It is an amazing herbal drug and when we do "get there" I'm sure I'll fly to Venus and back.

I keep seeing people say LSD. I've never had it but I'm surprised it has aphrodisiac effects.
This is just so crazy to me. One of my friends who's a member on this board as well, gets the same effects as you. I don't even remotely get that effect. I'm somewhat jealous but then again I'm not. LOL.

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 
This is just so crazy to me. One of my friends who's a member on this board as well, gets the same effects as you. I don't even remotely get that effect. I'm somewhat jealous but then again I'm not. LOL.

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Don't be jealous...lol....it'll make you do crazy things. I got a little loose lipped with my boyfriend yesterday and certainly regret it. Looking back at what I said is something I'd never say in a sane mind frame this early in a relationship. I told him I'd ride his rod, put him to sleep and make him suck his thumb....yeah that's bad!

 
Don't be jealous...lol....it'll make you do crazy things. I got a little loose lipped with my boyfriend yesterday and certainly regret it. Looking back at what I said is something I'd never say in a sane mind frame this early in a relationship. I told him I'd ride his rod, put him to sleep and make him suck his thumb....yeah that's bad!
Oh girl, you're in trouble tonight! He probably thinks you're ready to do the deed! OMG good luck with that! I bet he tries. 😏


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Don't be jealous...lol....it'll make you do crazy things. I got a little loose lipped with my boyfriend yesterday and certainly regret it. Looking back at what I said is something I'd never say in a sane mind frame this early in a relationship. I told him I'd ride his rod, put him to sleep and make him suck his thumb....yeah that's bad!
Oh dear, these threads are pretty entertaining lately. Ride his rod? I'm starting to think that Kratom might spice up this old, married routine. I hope you don't need a rod to fight him off with after that. Can't wait to hear how this date goes!

 
Oh dear, these threads are pretty entertaining lately. Ride his rod? I'm starting to think that Kratom might spice up this old, married routine. I hope you don't need a rod to fight him off with after that. Can't wait to hear how this date goes!
Lol....We are off.....I'll report back. Unfortunately I'm still horned up so we shall see. I told myself not to take Kratom today....should have just stuck with the vikes.... Darn!

 
Don't be jealous...lol....it'll make you do crazy things. I got a little loose lipped with my boyfriend yesterday and certainly regret it. Looking back at what I said is something I'd never say in a sane mind frame this early in a relationship. I told him I'd ride his rod, put him to sleep and make him suck his thumb....yeah that's bad!
Well, that answers this question:

&do=embed' frameborder='0' data-embedContent>

 
Yeah, No shit..Women..And they wonder why guys are the way we are...lol

 
Well, that answers this question:&do=embed' frameborder='0' data-embedContent>
Lol....no it doesn't. This is my first time being on Kratom around a guy. I did get my answer though.... He provided it. I left a short note about what he said.

And for all those wondering how tonight went....thank God the Kratom was out of my system by the time the movie was over...wipes sweat off of forehead. Nonetheless a great, honest guy. He told me he wants it but it's worth waiting on. I told him about Kratom.... Of course he wants some now... Lol

And people... Go see the Loft....pretty darn good movie.

 
Last edited by a moderator:
Lol....no it doesn't. This is my first time being on Kratom around a guy. I did get my answer though.... He provided it. I left a short note about what he said.

And for all those wondering how tonight went....thank God the Kratom was out of my system by the time the movie was over...wipes sweat off of forehead. Nonetheless a great, honest guy. He told me he wants it but it's worth waiting on. I told him about Kratom.... Of course he wants some now... Lol

And people... Go see the Loft....pretty darn good movie.
I think it's great that you gave him another chance and you had the courage to call him and talk it out.

 
Wow! Really? I've had the best of the best with Kratom...Was it laced with something else? /default_ph34r.png

 
Drugbuyersguide Shoutbox
  1. xenxra @ xenxra: bitcoin is probably going to $120k in the next few weeks, screenshot this.
  2. Dr-Octagon @ Dr-Octagon: Ive refreshed and just cluttered the daylights out of it. Staff tidies it up periodically
  3. xenxra @ xenxra: messages get duplicated if you edit them from the actual /shoutbox/ page of the forum, annoying bug
  4. ms3031 @ ms3031: Damn don't know why there are 2 duplicates
  5. ms3031 @ ms3031: Hey does anyone know the first time customer code for bunk police, trying to get a marquis reagent
  6. Dr-Octagon @ Dr-Octagon: D-leet
  7. O @ oh be g: LOL
  8. S @ squirrelsam: I havent been on here since precovid and i have no idea what some of you guys are referencing. DBG needs like its own glossary/ref guide or something
  9. Dr-Octagon @ Dr-Octagon: Dude its gonns get hella s@v13t real quick
  10. Dr-Octagon @ Dr-Octagon: "I got me a red pen, n i use it. Got a big red chainsaw too...my red friend he likes wh1t3 p0₩du3r m@kes arms do wierd salutes....
  11. Dr-Octagon @ Dr-Octagon: Like Doc to the Oh to the C, i spit G.R.I.M to the E. Then bob ya head the beat fron S.double U to the N to the E
  12. Dr-Octagon @ Dr-Octagon: @oh be g its all about that yeet famo
  13. xenxra @ xenxra: step 1 - stack yo bread / step 2 - go to bed
  14. xenxra @ xenxra: just keep it one hunna playa, it's really simple
  15. O @ oh be g: pull your pants up too son
  16. O @ oh be g: "keep it one hunnid," wtf is ths
  17. xenxra @ xenxra: every day is friday
  18. F @ frozenSR17: hope everyone has a nice start 2 their weekend. "keep it one hunnid," as someone once said to me
  19. xenxra @ xenxra: pretty sure black also went rogue sometime late last year
  20. Strawhat7 @ Strawhat7: Yo, whatever happened to Mr. Black? Just got a rando email from him after ghosting me like a year and a half ago
Back
Top