Describe Your Sex Life With A Video Game Title

[Kalsima]

You are a funny guy! I gotta say half life because it's been non existent for too long, as billy Armstrong says, 'When masturbation's lost its fun

You're fucking lonely'

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[bdl]

You are a funny guy! I gotta say half life because it's been non existent for too long, as billy Armstrong says, 'When masturbation's lost its fun

You're fucking lonely'

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Lmao when masterbation loses its fun you'll find me hanging from the roof lol

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[Kalsima]

You ain't kidding, too funny, i swear I'm gonna by some slip some Viagra in his drink, I swear, I'm not joking!

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[bdl]

You ain't kidding, too funny, i swear I'm gonna by some slip some Viagra in his drink, I swear, I'm not joking!

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The problems maybe too much masterbation lol cancel your Internet connection and see if he changes lmao

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[Kalsima]

I really like you that is too funny we got a virus from him looking at porn sites and God damn thing guy that fixed our computer said stay away from porn sites and not and a week later we have a Trojan backdoor virus! I am going to have to get a parental internet protector to keep him off! He bought an $8000.00 Alienware to play his games and then he does stupid shit like that!

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[Kalsima]

Fucking idiot!

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[bdl]

Ffs smash up his computer and buy him a vibrator. Talk about priorities all wrong lol

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[Kalsima]

I love you, you need to talk to my husband, damn I'm a chick and I enjoy porn, it definately gets you in the mood for sex but I'll be damned if I'm gonna waste an orgasm on it!

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[Guest]

maybe we should start a "for the husband" thread?  lol!

 

[Kalsima]

Let's do it ! Love you muchos

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[yellowbelly]

I really like you that is too funny we got a virus from him looking at porn sites and God damn thing guy that fixed our computer said stay away from porn sites and not and a week later we have a Trojan backdoor virus! I am going to have to get a parental internet protector to keep him off! He bought an $8000.00 Alienware to play his games and then he does stupid shit like that!

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Damn, that's a lot of dough sista...Maybe get him an atari 2600...He'll think twice before jerkin the gurkin and getting a virus...P.S. Antivurus software is cheap... /default_wink.png

 

[Xegh]

Damn, that's a lot of dough sista...Maybe get him an atari 2600...He'll think twice before jerkin the gurkin and getting a virus...P.S. Antivurus software is cheap... /default_wink.png

jerkin the gherkin ..... burping the worm, shaking hands with the bishop .... This could be a whole knew thread in itself.

 

[bdl]

I'm sure my girlfriend gives me benzos so she can take advantage of me. They make me so goddam horny. In fact the cats looking pretty hot just now lol

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[bdl]

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[bdl]

High class pussy for rent anyone? Lol

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[Kalsima]

You are as funny as Dave you men have great terminology for masterbation, god I live under a rock, never heard of half of those! I'd love to see a thread on that, I found out so many new terms, but chicks can't use jerkin them, we need our own!

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[bdl]

The woman's are just as funny. Flicking the bean, buff the muff, club the clam, mine the hole, part the pink sea lol just to name a few 😇

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[Xegh]

feeding the bearded clam, two finger taco tango, tossing the pink salad, rubbin the nubbin..............

 

[headbanger]

okay ladies - spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, flogging the log, bending the banana, thump the stump.... 

This thread has veared off course. So what.

 

[Xegh]

I think this is the one of the finest examples of a thread hi-jack.

Shaking hand with the bishop.


Xegh