Describe Your Sex Life With A Video Game Title

You are a funny guy! I gotta say half life because it's been non existent for too long, as billy Armstrong says, 'When masturbation's lost its fun

You're fucking lonely'

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Heavenlee said:
You are a funny guy! I gotta say half life because it's been non existent for too long, as billy Armstrong says, 'When masturbation's lost its fun

You're fucking lonely'

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Lmao when masterbation loses its fun you'll find me hanging from the roof lol

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You ain't kidding, too funny, i swear I'm gonna by some slip some Viagra in his drink, I swear, I'm not joking!

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Heavenlee said:
You ain't kidding, too funny, i swear I'm gonna by some slip some Viagra in his drink, I swear, I'm not joking!

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The problems maybe too much masterbation lol cancel your Internet connection and see if he changes lmao

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I really like you that is too funny we got a virus from him looking at porn sites and God damn thing guy that fixed our computer said stay away from porn sites and not and a week later we have a Trojan backdoor virus! I am going to have to get a parental internet protector to keep him off! He bought an $8000.00 Alienware to play his games and then he does stupid shit like that!

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Ffs smash up his computer and buy him a vibrator. Talk about priorities all wrong lol

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I love you, you need to talk to my husband, damn I'm a chick and I enjoy porn, it definately gets you in the mood for sex but I'll be damned if I'm gonna waste an orgasm on it!

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Heavenlee said:
I really like you that is too funny we got a virus from him looking at porn sites and God damn thing guy that fixed our computer said stay away from porn sites and not and a week later we have a Trojan backdoor virus! I am going to have to get a parental internet protector to keep him off! He bought an $8000.00 Alienware to play his games and then he does stupid shit like that!

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Damn, that's a lot of dough sista...Maybe get him an atari 2600...He'll think twice before jerkin the gurkin and getting a virus...P.S. Antivurus software is cheap... /default_wink.png

 
yellowbelly said:
Damn, that's a lot of dough sista...Maybe get him an atari 2600...He'll think twice before jerkin the gurkin and getting a virus...P.S. Antivurus software is cheap... /default_wink.png
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jerkin the gherkin ..... burping the worm, shaking hands with the bishop .... This could be a whole knew thread in itself.

 
I'm sure my girlfriend gives me benzos so she can take advantage of me. They make me so goddam horny. In fact the cats looking pretty hot just now lol

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High class pussy for rent anyone? Lol

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You are as funny as Dave you men have great terminology for masterbation, god I live under a rock, never heard of half of those! I'd love to see a thread on that, I found out so many new terms, but chicks can't use jerkin them, we need our own!

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The woman's are just as funny. Flicking the bean, buff the muff, club the clam, mine the hole, part the pink sea lol just to name a few 😇

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feeding the bearded clam, two finger taco tango, tossing the pink salad, rubbin the nubbin..............

 
okay ladies - spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, flogging the log, bending the banana, thump the stump.... 

This thread has veared off course. So what.

 
I think this is the one of the finest examples of a thread hi-jack.

Shaking hand with the bishop.


Xegh

 
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