Describe Your Sex Life With A Video Game Title

Xegh said:
I think this is the one of the finest examples of a thread hi-jack.

Shaking hand with the bishop.

Xegh
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I've heard of "polishing the 'ol bishop too" and lets not forget "holding the sausage hostage" and "buffing the banana"also one of my favorites is "strokin your poker"   Major hijacked thread! lol.... oh yeah  "jackin the beanstalk" and "one man tug of war".

 
Xegh said:
feeding the bearded clam, two finger taco tango, tossing the pink salad, rubbin the nubbin..............
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And what if the clam is not bearded?  Some clams I know keep their shit pristine & clean /default_wink.png  

 
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dave2002 said:
/default_ohmy.png/default_ohmy.png/default_ohmy.png ^^^^^^
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I keep forgetting this thread is not called describe your sex life with the use of shellfish 😂

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Yup it's gone off topic by a little bit. However clams are one of my favorites bearded or not! /default_smile.png

 
black77cat said:
And what if the clam is not bearded?  Some clams I know keep their shit pristine & clean /default_wink.png
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Yer we all know your clam lives in a haven of shaven. haha. Yes we should remember there are different types of clams out there some fishier than others hairier, bigger and slippery than others. What ever clam you have it is beautiful in its own clam way nothing better than a clam burger to finish a friday night off.

 
I think there is a new group on here. You have the moderators, grand poohbas and we shall be known as the clam appreciation society. Get it sorted on our profiles admin lol

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I guess that would make me a Clam Moderator. The main duties of which will be too inspect and rate all the clams and put them into the appropriate categories such as bearded non bearded, wizard sleeves etc etc.


Xegh

 
Xegh said:
I guess that would make me a Clam Moderator. The main duties of which will be too inspect and rate all the clams and put them into the appropriate categories such as bearded non bearded, wizard sleeves etc etc.

Xegh
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Lmao the force is strong in you. I aspire to be a clam moderator like yourself one day. Living the dream lol

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Patience you must have my young padawan. 

A Clam Mods strength flows from the clam. But beware of the dark Hole the resides beside it you must.


Cl Mod Xegh

 
probably your breath dave did you have a clam sandwhich for lunch?? 

 
I as a woman am not offended and I love the bearded clam , dang you guys teach me so much, and xegh you can be the official mod of the clam squad even though I prefer not bearded! Nice and clean! God we have gotten off topic. The Simms maybe?

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I can make people have sex at least but not fun at all not being able actually see it!

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