Describe Your Sex Life With A Video Game Title

I think this is the one of the finest examples of a thread hi-jack.

Shaking hand with the bishop.

Xegh
I've heard of "polishing the 'ol bishop too" and lets not forget "holding the sausage hostage" and "buffing the banana"also one of my favorites is "strokin your poker"   Major hijacked thread! lol.... oh yeah  "jackin the beanstalk" and "one man tug of war".

 
feeding the bearded clam, two finger taco tango, tossing the pink salad, rubbin the nubbin..............
And what if the clam is not bearded?  Some clams I know keep their shit pristine & clean /default_wink.png  

 
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I keep forgetting this thread is not called describe your sex life with the use of shellfish 😂

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Yup it's gone off topic by a little bit. However clams are one of my favorites bearded or not! /default_smile.png

 
And what if the clam is not bearded?  Some clams I know keep their shit pristine & clean /default_wink.png
Yer we all know your clam lives in a haven of shaven. haha. Yes we should remember there are different types of clams out there some fishier than others hairier, bigger and slippery than others. What ever clam you have it is beautiful in its own clam way nothing better than a clam burger to finish a friday night off.

 
I think there is a new group on here. You have the moderators, grand poohbas and we shall be known as the clam appreciation society. Get it sorted on our profiles admin lol

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I guess that would make me a Clam Moderator. The main duties of which will be too inspect and rate all the clams and put them into the appropriate categories such as bearded non bearded, wizard sleeves etc etc.


Xegh

 
I guess that would make me a Clam Moderator. The main duties of which will be too inspect and rate all the clams and put them into the appropriate categories such as bearded non bearded, wizard sleeves etc etc.

Xegh
Lmao the force is strong in you. I aspire to be a clam moderator like yourself one day. Living the dream lol

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Patience you must have my young padawan. 

A Clam Mods strength flows from the clam. But beware of the dark Hole the resides beside it you must.


Cl Mod Xegh

 
probably your breath dave did you have a clam sandwhich for lunch?? 

 
I as a woman am not offended and I love the bearded clam , dang you guys teach me so much, and xegh you can be the official mod of the clam squad even though I prefer not bearded! Nice and clean! God we have gotten off topic. The Simms maybe?

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I can make people have sex at least but not fun at all not being able actually see it!

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  1. J @ jjjjjjjjj: @Logan9fingers Love the username, such a great series
  2. L @ Logan9fingers: Califresh
  3. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: Nah I'll have to check it out.
  4. Ketmaster @ Ketmaster: It's a great show, highly recommend. Think it's on Hulu
  5. L @ Layne_Cobain: Only clips on YouTube @Ketmaster but a lotta clips lol seems like a good show I gotta actually watch
  6. Ketmaster @ Ketmaster: You guys see the show Snowfall? One of my favs
  7. L @ Layne_Cobain: @Yaugae5121 one of my favorites man along w the wire 💯
  8. L @ Layne_Cobain: @Thedoccc lmaoooo “maybe we oughta just whack this prick”
  9. Y @ Yaugae5121: Dude I’ve watched the whole series these past three weeks I’ve been laid up with this broken kneecap!! What an incredible show
  10. T @ Thedoccc: LMAO I missed this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y44fIKY5O10
  11. L @ Layne_Cobain: Furio no so happy for coh-lumb-is he from Genoa and furio HATAH DA NORTH…sry yall if yah know yah know
  12. L @ Layne_Cobain: “he was gay Gary cooper?”
  13. T @ Thedoccc: And to the Italians, happy Columbus Day!
  14. J @ jjjjjjjjj: Happy Indigenous Peoples Day to you (and to the other lovely people here) too
  15. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: Back to work tomorrow :( happy indigenous peoples day
  16. Ketmaster @ Ketmaster: C's* telegram
  17. Ketmaster @ Ketmaster: And I was a mod on his telegram
  18. Ketmaster @ Ketmaster: R was the man. Wish him the best
  19. Ketmaster @ Ketmaster: CnC wasn't the most honest person, and made tons off of literally just ordering for his customers. I know this bc I have a friend that worked close with him and he made nothing from the deal they struck, while C made all the money.
  20. JustChiilin @ JustChiilin: @luquitoad Btc seems to move more with the market now a days.. Could be a nice dip before moving higher
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