Favourite Benzodiazepine?

[Guest]

I look forward to responding with an open mind.

As opposed to your usual vitriolic hate-filled replies insulting my bunkers, bibles and benzos? That'll be refreshing...

 

[SkyHive]

I like Clonezapam 1st,followed closely by Diazepam.

 

[Guest]

Hey Uncle V, what colors do the bunkers come in and can I get a better rate if I buy in bulk? I'll only accept bibles that are in the original blister packs due to the fact that there are so many fakes out there now.(I hope you understand.) I'm O.K. with sending funds via WU or MG.....but if the reciever's name starts with "J", the deals off.

 

[Ncis]

xanny diazepam especially those hypnotic type,

 

[Slammer]

I used to like k-pins up until a week or so ago, but now I'm lovin' those 2mg Xanax bars from Stalite again

So I'd rank those as my favorite. K-pins as 2nd, and boring Valiums as 3rd,

As fort other benzos, I have never tried any other of them aside from Bromazapam (sp) which is OK, but nothing to write home about.

Slammer

 

[Guest]

Hey Uncle V, what colors do the bunkers come in and can I get a better rate if I buy in bulk? I'll only accept bibles that are in the original blister packs due to the fact that there are so many fakes out there now.(I hope you understand.) I'm O.K. with sending funds via WU or MG.....but if the reciever's name starts with "J", the deals off.

We can custom design our bunkers to your specifications, pretty much any color is possible. 50% discounts begin when ordering 20+ bunkers. We fact-check every bible before shipping, so they aren't in blister packs anymore, but we can seal them in Food Saverâ„¢ bags if you'd like.

Our current WU and MG receiver name is 'Carl Desmond Leone' and the receiver location is South Korea, but that is subject to change at any time...

:lol:

 

[Slammer]

We can custom design our bunkers to your specifications, pretty much any color is possible. 50% discounts begin when ordering 20+ bunkers. We fact-check every bible before shipping, so they aren't in blister packs anymore, but we can seal them in Food Saverâ„¢ bags if you'd like.

Our current WU and MG receiver name is 'Carl Desmond Leone' and the receiver location is South Korea, but that is subject to change at any time...

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Both his plastic bunkers, Food Saver machines, and refill bags are absolute BUNK and deserve to be Blacklisted.

Don't be fooled by his constant 'broken-record' sales pitch regarding that Pakistan made trash.

By the way, truce.

Slammer

 

[Guest]

Do they come in pink? I'm not sold on the Pakistan bibles. Serbian bibles are my favorite. I luv pink! Although this is the first report of "bunk" bunkers I heard of,it does make me a little leary of placing my first order.Got any samples? I hope your shipping is discreet. I've heard Customs are on the lookout for contraband bunkers.

 

[Guest]

Do they come in pink? I'm not sold on the Pakistan bibles. Serbian bibles are my favorite. I luv pink! Although this is the first report of "bunk" bunkers I heard of,it does make me a little leary of placing my first order.Got any samples? I hope your shipping is discreet. I've heard Customs are on the lookout for contraband bunkers.

Pay no attention to Slammer, he's a competitor of mine. I assure you, my bunkers and Bibles are hand-crafted in Serbia, I don't try to unload Pakistani bunkers/Bibles on anyone because: a) They're low-quality junk and b ) Pakistani bunker/Bible shipments have a 100% seizure rate.

That's all I have to say about that.

 

[Slammer]

Pay no attention to Slammer, he's a competitor of mine. I assure you, my bunkers and Bibles are hand-crafted in Serbia, I don't try to unload Pakistani bunkers/Bibles on anyone because: a) They're low-quality junk and b ) Pakistani bunker/Bible shipments have a 100% seizure rate.

That's all I have to say about that.

A few questions Uncle V:

First, please tell us how this above-gound plastic bunker is supposedly capable of withstanding a thermal nuclear attack?

And second, your 'bibles' are all subliminally filled with red neck, KKK, Nazi hate speech.

Did you happen to mention to Mr. Carnie about that?

Myself and my family, didn't appreciate the 3D swastikas poppin' out at us on every third or fourth page.

Absolute nonsense, to put it lightly. Bunk to be more precise.

Btw, don't forget our truce, OK.

Slammer

 

[Guest]

Above-ground bunkers?!!! I need below-ground bunkers. I'm installing them at fairground across the U.S. and Canada. Gotta have 'em before December.That Aztec calendar thing.

Is that the same Carl Desmond Leone that operates the condom company out of South Korea? Twice as thick and will hold up in court.

P.S. My favorite benzos are 'shrooooomz.

 

[Guest]

Is that the same Carl Desmond Leone that operates the condom company out of South Korea?

One and the same. My bunkers are specially designed with an inner lead core to keep out that pesky radiation and of course, they're designed to be installed underground. Sure, the Bibles contain hate speech, but I don't understand how that could be a problem...

 

[Guest]

I'll take 'em if you throw in some free condoms. I have a date with one of the hoochie-coochie girls. I don't need any bible thumpin',swastikas poppin' rug rats calling me "daddy".

Anybody wants some popcorn?

 

[Slammer]

II don't need any bible thumpin',swastikas poppin' rug rats calling me "daddy".

I think you may have personally offended my Uncle V.

For that kind of situation you speak of, happens all the time and Uncle V takes it as a sign of 'true love'.

Don't forget the truce, my dear Uncle V.

Slammer

 

[Guest]

I've developed thick skin due to my encounters with Slammer, I don't take anything personally anymore. I'll just have to send Carnie a free bunker/Bible sampler pack, the proof is in the pudding.

Back on topic, what do you think of midazolam, Slammer?

 

[Slammer]

Back on topic, what do you think of midazolam, Slammer?

Not bad, and you?

Play safe everyone.

S

 

[Guest]

Midazolam works pretty well for me. It's good for inducing sleep, but doesn't last long.

Take care and eat your benzos.

 

[Slammer]

Take care and eat your benzos.

I sense sarcasm coming from you.

Is that any way to behaving during a truce?

Not so sure it is.

Such a pity...

Slammer

 

[Guest]

No sarcasm, that's just how I sign off on every post now. You can use "Take care and eat your SSRIs".

Take care and eat your benzos.

 

[Slammer]

Thread wrecker!