Hi Everyone! Excited To Meet You And Be Here

[rainey27]

Just a quick note to intro myself...I've been a good girl and have read the rules and a lot of threads already, so hopefully I'll catch on and not post anything inappropriate. Feel free to intro yourself to me, I'd love to meet u all. I moved across the u.s. a few months ago and I don't know many people in my new state, so I'm kinda lonely and missing my friends...I'd love to talk and get to know some interesting people! Have a great day everyone

 

[99 Luftballons]

Just a quick note to intro myself...I've been a good girl and have read the rules and a lot of threads already, so hopefully I'll catch on and not post anything inappropriate. Feel free to intro yourself to me, I'd love to meet u all. I moved across the u.s. a few months ago and I don't know many people in my new state, so I'm kinda lonely and missing my friends...I'd love to talk and get to know some interesting people! Have a great day everyone

Well hello...welcome to the play ground! It sucks starting over...but one thing I would suggest in order to "brighten up" a rainey(27) day is to record a good fart noise on your phone...then find a elevator and ride it while waiting for 1 person to get on. Once they are aboard and you are on the move play the fart noise and then quickly say "I'm fine! How are you?" Makes me feel better every time I do it.

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[Beranda]

Well hello...welcome to the play ground! It sucks starting over...but one thing I would suggest in order to "brighten up" a rainey(27) day is to record a good fart noise on your phone...then find a elevator and ride it while waiting for 1 person to get on. Once they are aboard and you are on the move play the fart noise and then quickly say "I'm fine! How are you?" Makes me feel better every time I do it.

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Welcome Rainey...this place is amazing and I have met people that I would have never been lucky enough to meet elsewhere. They surprise and enlighten me constantly, and give support freely and without expectation to any respectful and kind member.

It's perfect that you get to meet 99 right off the bat. He is one of the members who will not only provide you with sound, "adult" advice and support, but as you can tell, is a clever and downright hilarious gentleman!

If you stick around, you'll be so happy that you did.

Welcome welcome welcome and happy holidays!

Peace,

Beranda

P.S., and by no means an afterthought; our moderators are some of the most caring, thoughtful and intelligent humans that we could ever be lucky enough to receive protection and advice from.

Take Care

 

[99 Luftballons]

Welcome Rainey...this place is amazing and I have met people that I would have never been lucky enough to meet elsewhere. They surprise and enlighten me constantly, and give support freely and without expectation to any respectful and kind member.

It's perfect that you get to meet 99 right off the bat. He is one of the members who will not only provide you with sound, "adult" advice and support, but as you can tell, is a clever and downright hilarious gentleman!

If you stick around, you'll be so happy that you did.

Welcome welcome welcome and happy holidays!

Peace,

Beranda

P.S., and by no means an afterthought; our moderators are some of the most caring, thoughtful and intelligent humans that we could ever be lucky enough to receive protection and advice from.

Take Care

Beranda...did I leave my retainer at your house last nite? /default_smile.png

I posted a pick of you!

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[Beranda]

Beranda...did I leave my retainer at your house last nite? /default_smile.png

I posted a pick of you!

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99 can't see it, tried... please help

 

[rainey27]

Thanks for the warm welcome to u both...I've been reading quite a bit today and i can see why u have such high regard for the mods, as well as the insightful members. 99-thanks for the advice lol...I'll let u know if I get the nerve to try and pull it off. Too funny

 

[Heisenberg / HNB]

Welcome Rainey! I know another rainey on a different forum, that you?

Oh and nice lips.

 

[99 Luftballons]

Oh and nice lips. /default_tongue.png

No shit right...hands down sexiest lips I've seen on this board.

Plus no stash! BONUS!

 

[Maybesomeday]

No shit right...hands down sexiest lips I've seen on this board.

Plus no stash! BONUS!

Def a bonus /default_wink.png

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[99 Luftballons]

99-thanks for the advice lol...I'll let u know if I get the nerve to try and pull it off. Too funny

Might I recommend that when the endeavor is attempted you allow myself and the ever handsome Heisenberg work the lighting (so important while nude in the out of doors) and camera? I assure you we will behave in the utmost professional manner. I am confident that my ever present "Mature" posts will give you the confidence needed to embrace your fears of the art of nude brake dancing...and in conclusion I'll leave you with one final thought..."Billy Jean, well she's not my lover..."

 

[subject5]

   Ive got a stash Rainey  do you like it

 

[99 Luftballons]

   Ive got a stash Rainey  do you like it

Hey I was e-stalking her 1st bro! ppfftt! If you wanna fist fight on Skype...just name the time bro! I must warn you! I am by far the most fit bare knuckle boxer in all of the Queens Army! Be gone before I remove my thong and beat you about the head!

all joking aside welcome also Mr 5...or should I say "Number 5 alive!"

 

[MedicatedM]

relax everyone, it's just zonked with lipstick. Subject 5 is also zonked

 

[Heisenberg / HNB]

relax everyone, it's just zonked with lipstick. Subject 5 is also zonked

I dunno, I'm doubtful about both. And I'm usually quick to figure out and jump on a zonked alias.

Let's let this drop for now, because if she or he or both is in fact the ever persistent Z, we will know for a fact in short order. Believe me.

 

[subject5]

here here

 

[subject5]

Bro's before ho's mate,  no offense Rainey  Im not implying that you are a ho. its merely an American expression that the Brits may not get.

 

[Beranda]

Bro's before ho's mate, no offense Rainey Im not implying that you are a ho. its merely an American expression that the Brits may not get.

Even with the no-offense apology, this was a bit much for this ol' gal.

Rainey could get a kick out of however, so I won't stand in the way of that.

Hope your bros appreciate the shout out...

 

[rdkdanny]

Whoa, what a degraded thread? Let's start a new subject??

Anybody like blueberry pie?

 

[headbanger]

Sub 5, there is a thread for tasteless humor and jokes. Please find your way to it next time.