Medical humor

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What do you call the medical school resident that finished bottom of his/her class when graduating????

 
I give up ... Can't get the word proctologist out of my head, so the answer, please ...

 
I have some medical humour. My best friend got both his legs amputated from the knee down after an ied. So the whole platoon chipped in and bought him the most expensive pair of boots we could find. 

Sounds horrible but it was the first time he laughed since it happened. There were 40 of us in the hospital room to capture the moment. 

That's what we called love in the army lol 

 
ok ok..... so what do you call the absolute worst graduate from medical school?????   Doctor!   

 
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