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[Guest]

Oh god...i just realized you said....oh...um.....GAWD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i need to sleep for 45 minutes or just go to work. No sleep mon.

I b loopy

 

[Guest]

Aaaan i am awake. Jesus fuck

 

[Rizzo.]

Aaaan i am awake. Jesus fuck

Oh cat, you poor sleepless thing!  You got a dirty mouth just like me, i love it!  though i try to keep it relatively clean on here (when possible lol)

Yea so, Thought I'd squeeze myself back in here, or at least show my face as OP, since I don't even know wtf is going on here anymore,  all I know is its been hi-jacked.  Funny shit guys.  Keep it up, y'all makin me laugh  /default_tongue.png

 

[dave2002]

Oh god...i just realized you said....oh...um.....GAWD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i need to sleep for 45 minutes or just go to work. No sleep mon.

I b loopy

Go to sleep little kitty in the hat Prrrrrrrrr.....Prrrrrrrrrr  And thanks for clarifying that I'm not packing a clam. Maybe Rasta sausage is a better term! /default_biggrin.png

 

[Xegh]

Yes indeed this was hi-jacked I think it was because it was so close to the other hi-jacked thread.
It spread like venereal disease.

You can see the value in hi-jacking threads like these though because it started serious then got silly  sounds like good therapy to me!!!


Xegh

 

[Guest]

Hells to da yeyahhhhhhhhhhhh xegh!  It be silly up in here mon! 

 

[rockytop]

You got my vote, but a pic to just confirm whether it really is bearded or not will get ya everywhere lol....... /default_tongue.png

and the newbie in me was thinking all that "clam" talk in so many threads was a drug reference! 

 

[Guest]

and the newbie in me was thinking all that "clam" talk in so many threads was a drug reference!

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Too funny! I totally get that! Welcome to DBG, iti s good to have you here!

 

[Rizzo.]

and the newbie in me was thinking all that "clam" talk in so many threads was a drug reference! 

I apologize for being snarky to you in our first encounter.  I was having a bad day.  Please forgive /default_smile.png

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Too funny! I totally get that! Welcome to DBG, iti s good to have you here!

Soooo funny, I could see how someone would assume that as well!!! Nope, we're just a bunch of sickos that like to laugh and have a lot of fun talking about silly stuff  /default_wacko.png xo, clamjelina jolie

 

[dave2002]

and the newbie in me was thinking all that "clam" talk in so many threads was a drug reference! 

Clams are like a drug never can get enuff! /default_smile.png

 

[Rizzo.]

Clams are like a drug never can get enuff! /default_smile.png

I suppose thats a very insightful comparison, to a man, that is!  To a woman, not so much... there are times when I would appreciate a little less clammage. For example, shark week, childbirth and the episiotomy that follows, other things I won't even scar your brain with mentioning.  I'm sorry, did I ruin the mood?  Leave it to a woman to rain on the parade!! haha!! Are you with me girls?  CITH, H-Lee?  Back me up ladies!

Lets lighten it up a little bit, I feel bad now.  Dipping into the clam, chowing on it, even just rubbing on it with your hand, all these things are very euphoric and druglike.  To both sexes, indeed!

My conclusion:  just like drugs, there are bound to be some negative side effects, that are highly outweighed by the positive!  So, it is officially determined that clams ARE in fact drugs.   /default_smile.png 

Dave, you are correct, as usual and I feel the need to be rewarded with a rep point  /default_wub.png xoxo

 

[Rizzo.]

OMG for a second I thought i was in the wrong thread and was gonna get another slap on the wrist, prefer a slap on the clam but who's counting /default_wink.png  Glad to find that I'm in a crazy thread where I am the OP and can feel free to act like a complete baffoon! yayyy

 

[Rizzo.]

Whatever dave, I'm gonna go wait in the van till you wake up.  It's fine.  It's a sunny day and I've taken a handful of dovies with a bud so I'm good.  Can I bitch about my live-in sometimes-ex-bf for a sec?  Lets get back to the No Communication bit for a hot minute.  He decided that I don't deserve a car because I drive drunk all the time.  No I don't but who's to argue with someone who's always right.  Anyway.  So he took my keys the other night.   Today he gave them to me and said I can use MY car during the day but that he will be taking the keys back in the evening.  Preventative measures, he says.  He's such an idiot bc on the rare occasion that I do hit up my local bars (for an hour or two in the early evening), I fuckin walk!  Please, I'm not touching those keys, YOU AINT THE BOSS OF ME.   OK, rant over....thanks, b here all week /default_smile.png

 

[Guest]

Omg i would lose myeffin mind if someone took the keys to MY car. I would be in a holding cell right now. I am fairly even tempered (for an irish girl, that is) but my BIGGEST pet peeve is someone stopping me from going wherever i want. This includes standing in my way (i will start swinging immediately) trying to grab at me or the taking of the keys. Makes me a lil crazy. My bf did that once and boy did he learn his lesson. He will never do that again....lol! Other than that i am pretty good. I have issues.

I so believe clams are drugs. You know the whole "with one of these i can get as many of those that i want" type of thing. Boys always sniffin around, especially in public. Never underestimate the power of boobies either. Droolin fools! Lol! Men be like, staring, tongue out and shameless. Lol! Makes a girl feel POWERFUL! Lol!

 

[Rizzo.]

Boobies! I try to tuck em away to deter as much male attention as possible! They are the devils playthings!

 

[Guest]

There is nothing worse than unwanted male attention. For sure.

 

[Guest]

I so hate when guys to that eye dropping thing. I love calling them out on it though, with certain dudes. BUSTED! Lol

 

[dave2002]

Whatever dave, I'm gonna go wait in the van till you wake up.  It's fine.  It's a sunny day and I've taken a handful of dovies with a bud so I'm good.  Can I bitch about my live-in sometimes-ex-bf for a sec?  Lets get back to the No Communication bit for a hot minute.  He decided that I don't deserve a car because I drive drunk all the time.  No I don't but who's to argue with someone who's always right.  Anyway.  So he took my keys the other night.   Today he gave them to me and said I can use MY car during the day but that he will be taking the keys back in the evening.  Preventative measures, he says.  He's such an idiot bc on the rare occasion that I do hit up my local bars (for an hour or two in the early evening), I fuckin walk!  Please, I'm not touching those keys, YOU AINT THE BOSS OF ME.   OK, rant over....thanks, b here all week /default_smile.png

Oh wow 77 man it was a ruff night at the river. The damn duck had all of his relatives swimming bye and freakin' quacking all night. I just might have duck for dinner tonight! Anywhose sorry to hear about your transportationBF problems. Yep us dudes can be over protective at times and the way cops are these days,BF might be doing you a favor. I don't know if you've ever had a DUI but it's mighty expensive. Gonna cost ya at least $4000.00 and a lot of humiliation. Oh yeah showing your boobs to the cops if ya ever do get pulled over might help so keep that in mind. 

 

[dave2002]

I so hate when guys to that eye dropping thing. I love calling them out on it though, with certain dudes. BUSTED! Lol

I love when chicks do that eye lowering thing! Its a good indication I'm gonna score. Either that or my fly is down!

 

[rockytop]

I love when chicks do that eye lowering thing! Its a good indication I'm gonna score. Either that or my fly is down!

epic!   & hopefully your "chong" isn't out!