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[DoomKitty]

@Biskobro seems like most packs are landing now and they’ve really upped their comms, maybe time to move them out of blacklist? 

 

[CAHEpiphany]

@Biskobro seems like most packs are landing now and they’ve really upped their comms, maybe time to move them out of blacklist? 

Yeah it's really good to see given the big nl guys have stopped sending across the pond. And the ones that still do have low landing rate...

 

[porkandbeansboy]

Only reason I would personally use them is if they had a specific product that I couldn't get elsewhere... based on my sketchy past experience with them I've elaborated on in a different thread already.

 

[elated-dysphoria]

Even though not all of there products are top quality, they should of never been blacklisted...   

 

[edgo]

Been a long time Smokey's customer.   Swore never to order from NL again based on past recent success rate.   My 2 most trusted china vendors burned me on my last orders with really bad product (made me sick).   Don't think whether pack lands or not is Smokey's fault -- have had similar fails with Rarechems also NL.

Based on these recent reports about Smokey's just placed 2 orders.  It's kind of my Hail Mary pass.   I'm not expecting much.   If they land, great.   Wish me luck.

 

[Ket Carson]

Been a long time Smokey's customer.   Swore never to order from NL again based on past recent success rate.   My 2 most trusted china vendors burned me on my last orders with really bad product (made me sick).   Don't think whether pack lands or not is Smokey's fault -- have had similar fails with Rarechems also NL.

Based on these recent reports about Smokey's just placed 2 orders.  It's kind of my Hail Mary pass.   I'm not expecting much.   If they land, great.   Wish me luck.

Should be no problems at all, so long as you kept the weight down and didn't order tablets. (Tab a test on blotters recently, no problem at all) 6 for 6, approximately 1 order every 3 weeks with faster t/a every time has made me a believer, plus their improved OPSEC.

 

[edgo]

Should be no problems at all, so long as you kept the weight down and didn't order tablets. (Tab a test on blotters recently, no problem at all) 6 for 6, approximately 1 order every 3 weeks with faster t/a every time has made me a believer, plus their improved OPSEC.

Weight 5g per order.

 

[Ket Carson]

Weight 5g per order.

Yep, 5g max. Anything else is too risky. Best to keep it to one item only, too. Multiple packs of different items are easily spotted and felt through the packaging. I'm sure they light up like a Christmas tree if x-rayed, too.

 

[edgo]

I'm 6 for 6 now with Smokey's. Last order came a few days ago and was 9 days total from dispatch to delivery.

Well my 2 orders are now on day 10 and nothing.   I'm getting a bad feeling.   Each order was for 1 item at 5g weight.   Next week will be the tell.   If I don't get anything by day 14 I'm pretty sure they got seized.   I'm on west coast USA so all my NL packs go thru SF customs and they are a bitch.

Much as I didn't want to, I placed a small order with a china vendor.   At least they arrive 100%.   My last order with them was bunk, but I ordered a different material so I'll see.   I hate ordering from NL.   Its been a real waste of money for me.

 

[iversusvsversusi]

I would like to try them as i'd love to grab some items before theyre gone, but as I currently dont have the money to burn, can anyone point me in  a direction to a solid vendor with 2f_ck, or better yet, K, [ not a fan of a the mania that comes easier from other analogues. had one incident and dont plant to again lol.

But anyone whom preferably ships domestically, us-us, or has a high success rate shipping 2f_ck to the US

I appreciate it very much and I will probably donate again tomorrow or monday.

much <3

 - Brad

 

[strungoutinheaven]

For K, there’s that shopkeep in the email board known for success to the states. Domestic is the purview of dw purveyors, of which there’re several of repute. 2F is pretty exclusively NL for US patrons, afaik… roll the dice! Like @BrokenLeashesAllOverTheFloor says, keep it small & limited to one entrée, might could be your lucky day,
@iversusvsversusi .

 

[iversusvsversusi]

@strungoutinheaven Thanks for the tip

and in reference to NL..forgive this maybe ridiculous question but is that a website to give a try?

 

[Dribble]

meaning the country, Netherlands

 

[edgo]

Welp.  made 2 orders and its now 12 days since ship date.   Looks like a no show.   My last 3 orders with NL vendors haven't made it.   I don't know why I thought it would be different this time.   Bummed.

 

[Ket Carson]

@edgo

Well my 2 orders are now on day 10 and nothing.   I'm getting a bad feeling.   Each order was for 1 item at 5g weight.   Next week will be the tell.   If I don't get anything by day 14 I'm pretty sure they got seized.   I'm on west coast USA so all my NL packs go thru SF customs and they are a bitch.

Much as I didn't want to, I placed a small order with a china vendor.   At least they arrive 100%.   My last order with them was bunk, but I ordered a different material so I'll see.   I hate ordering from NL.   Its been a real waste of money for me.

Welp.  made 2 orders and its now 12 days since ship date.   Looks like a no show.   My last 3 orders with NL vendors haven't made it.   I don't know why I thought it would be different this time.   Bummed.

Welp.  made 2 orders and its now 12 days since ship date.   Looks like a no show.   My last 3 orders with NL vendors haven't made it.   I don't know why I thought it would be different this time.   Bummed.

Hi. 6 orders here. 100% landed. Fastest was 9 days. Slowest was 32.

I've ordered packs on some sites ship the same day and land 5 days apart. 

Keep in mind, the people that work in customs are overwhelmed, and they're the washouts from police departments that got fired for doing something that would embarrass the LEO community, like lying in court, excessive force, got a DUI, stealing money or seeking drugs or both, getting a knobber from a tranny in his squad car.

They're idiots, they're just, and they Tage avatar if having no oversight.

 

[Basschem]

Welp.  made 2 orders and its now 12 days since ship date.   Looks like a no show.   My last 3 orders with NL vendors haven't made it.   I don't know why I thought it would be different this time.   Bummed.

Chin up bro, my last order from them took like 2 MONTHS, but still showed up in the end.

 

[edgo]

Chin up bro, my last order from them took like 2 MONTHS, but still showed up in the end.

Thanks, but I'm resigned to the loss.   It's now 2 weeks and I'm sure the packs would have got here by now.   When did you order where it took 2 months?   During the height of covid?   Anyways, I'm sticking with my china vendors from now on.   Packs from there always land.

 

[strungoutinheaven]

Yeah, shipping volume out of the People’s Republic of C dwarfs that of any other entity thus opening up the revered & mystery-shrouded logistical opportunities known to mortals as “special channels.” A boon to us eager recipients to be sure. Alas, heaps of goodies have been 86ed from Chinese menus. For those rarefied treats only found in the occident, I consider the process like playing the slots or what have you—drop some coins in every now & again and hit an occasional jackpot. Heightens the appreciation! Too bad we can write off the losses…

 

[Ket Carson]

Smokey's comes through again! 7/7 today since my first order in April. 11 days total for this one. Probably would have landed yesterday if not for Labor Day.

 

[edgo]

Smokey's comes through again! 7/7 today since my first order in April. 11 days total for this one. Probably would have landed yesterday if not for Labor Day.

I'm making envious evil eyes at you bro.   .   Maybe its what's in the order that makes it get thru or not.   I order PCP analogs.    None of my last 3 NL orders made it.