Soldier's Gallery For Disabled Sigs

[Guest]

Don't get ur panties in a bunch. It was made before yours, and was only meant to be a wall decoration in the executive washroom.

Slammer has a simple yet intriguing sig that he's had the whole time.

LOL, thanks for putting my mind at ease.

 

[Guest]

Not a sig, but a shout out to everyone's favorite PIED PIPER!!!

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My shout out to SLAMMER

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I just got to see this SS, well done!

B)

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

I love The Shattered Soldier!

I love the Soldier too!

 

[Guest]

Hmm, now my memory is really playing tricks on me, but I suppose I should just be happy that I'm allowed to bask in the presence of Soldier's delightful madness...

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

Hmm, now my memory is really playing tricks on me, but I suppose I should just be happy that I'm allowed to bask in the presence of Soldier's delightful madness...

THAT'S THE FIRST MOMENT THE NWO WAS FORMED IN WCW WRESTLING!!!! I'M HOLLYOOD HULK HOGAN, JEWY IS KEVIN NASH, AND YOU ARE THE SECOND HALF OF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, THE OUTSIDERS (WITH NASH) MY FAVORITE WRESTLER EVER SCOTT HALL (FORMERLY 'RAZOR RAMON')SO BE HONORED, NOBODY GETS MORE BADASS THAN THEM! THIS IS WHEN HOOGAN TURNS BAD, SEE ALL THE TRASH IN THE RING?

 

[Jewbacca]

Here's my currently unused sig, which I'm saving for poker and cigar night at Soldier's place!

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

Dude, you'll be ok with me man, I'll talk ya down. Besides, I met some MILFs who were making out with each other on the train. I invited them to stop by for a

cuban cigar or two (Soldier ONLY smokes Cubans). They said they had three other friends they wanted to bring who helped them wipe out the inventory of a Meixican SY and loved to share. One winked at me and said they all love to "share", especially with VIP's. So, here's your new pic:

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

Been a while, and a lot of Soldier works, since I posted anything here....

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[The Shattered Soldier]

Not too many people got to see this

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The Soldier's love for his favorite vendor

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[The Shattered Soldier]

INTERVIEW WITH A WOOKIE

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(A picture fit for "What Happens when you Die?")

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[The Shattered Soldier]

This isn't mine.

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Just something I found browsing Google images

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[Jewbacca]

I wonder Slammer's grade school pictures wound up online?

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

I wonder Slammer's grade school pictures wound up online?

I've had that one up my sleeve for months, never got a chance to use it. I always pictured little Slammer looking a lot like him, not the attitude, definitely not a Slammer attitude.....

 

[Guest]

INTERVIEW WITH A WOOKIE

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(A picture fit for "What Happens when you Die?")

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This is flat out one of my all time favorites. Can't beat a Wookie in a suit. If daytime talk shows actually looked like this I'd quit work and watch em all day.

 

[Jewbacca]

This is flat out one of my all time favorites. Can't beat a Wookie in a suit. If daytime talk shows actually looked like this I'd quit work and watch em all day.

Yes, one of my favorites as well. I love Soldier's giant mouth, which is kind of befitting of the Leno-esque motif, and I particularly like the fact that Soldier didn't pick some old, fat guy guest to put my wookie head on! I do have one request though, should a revision ever be made, and that's to get rid of that damn wedding ring on me. The mere thought makes me break out in hives, or see "Ex-Wife Monsters".

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

Yes, one of my favorites as well. I love Soldier's giant mouth, which is kind of befitting of the Leno-esque motif, and I particularly like the fact that Soldier didn't pick some old, fat guy guest to put my wookie head on! I do have one request though, should a revision ever be made, and that's to get rid of that damn wedding ring on me. The mere thought makes me break out in hives, or see "Ex-Wife Monsters".

Ex-wife monsters sounds good, I'll put that on my list.