Soldier's Gallery For Disabled Sigs

[The Shattered Soldier]

The Soldier would like to welcome our disabled sigs. Your bravery in navigating the forum with your disability shall be honored here with a Shattered display of past, present, and future sigs.

Here's one of our favorite furballs

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showing us his true tastes

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[Guest]

Jewy's girls make the rockin' world go round.

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

Here is the Soldier's very first sig!

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[Guest]

Here is the Soldier's very first sig!

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Offensive.

Solider, j'accuse!

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

Allow me to give a shout-out to los futbols Americanas purpuras

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If you're stealing my fuckin' Lincolns, those footballs BETER be BLUE

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[The Shattered Soldier]

This one is my absolute favorite

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and is closest to my heart

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[Guest]

This one is my absolute favorite

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and is closest to my heart

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You down with DBG? Yeah, you know me!

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

You down with DBG? Yeah, you know me!

Word. Thats it for now. I have my rit table to revamp, my favorite MG indian to see, and a little drive to get my imported snus so I can spit out this Crapenhagen.

 

[Guest]

In the end, it may be Soldier's certainty that he's infallible which will prove his downfall.

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

In the end, it may be Soldier's certainty that he's infallible which will prove his downfall.

My inherent lack of fear, taste, morals, and judgement are all investments in my downfall account. When you've packed 8 gallons of water for a two mile trip, do you worry about thirst? When you've procured your landing gear, do you worry about falling? Some people would, but, I'm ready to show everyone what my body looks like and how Jewy and I party!

 

[Jewbacca]

My inherent lack of fear, taste, morals, and judgement are all investments in my downfall account. When you've packed 8 gallons of water for a two mile trip, do you worry about thirst? When you've procured your landing gear, do you worry about falling? Some people would, but, I'm ready to show everyone what my body looks like and how Jewy and I party!

Ain't she nice and thick fellas?! Who knew you could find so much meat on old, dusty decomposing bones?! You're one "dead sexy" bitch Soldier!

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

Ain't she nice and thick fellas?! Who knew you could find so much meat on old, dusty decomposing bones?! You're one "dead sexy" bitch Soldier!

You know how I stay so plump? I eat lot's of....ehm....Virginia ham

Here's a sign I made for my favorite Wookie

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another personal favorite!

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[The Shattered Soldier]

I have a perfect record, 14-14 in receiving packages from, arrrrrr, I forget who

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but Boo always had a hell of a bitch of a time getting just one on time

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here's the source of my luck (not my best work)

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[The Shattered Soldier]

If you're gonna draw, pastels and candlelight can be hit or miss

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taking the picture by candlelight is even worse

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here is one of my less popular sigs

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[The Shattered Soldier]

Not a sig, but a shout out to everyone's favorite PIED PIPER!!!

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My shout out to SLAMMER

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[Slammer]

I love it, Soldier. I love it

Have no idea how you can create such amazing "signatures".

You obviously are a pro with animation and computers which could, if directed in the right direction, make you a lot of cash.

Marketing genius you are. No shit!

Keep your head up, and stay cool.

I'm with ya man, I'm with ya.

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

I love it, Soldier. I love it

Have no idea how you can create such amazing "signatures".

You obviously are a pro with animation and computers which could, if directed in the right direction, make you a lot of cash.

Marketing genius you are. No shit!

Keep your head up, and stay cool.

I'm with ya man, I'm with ya.

I've been interested in graphics since the times where there was no windows and you had to type the lines and shapes you wanted in a code.

I did a lot using windows 95, it actually had better programs. I used it to make books to teach special kids to read.

I don't believe in buying birthday cards, of course, one made my dad very emotional, very rare.

The forum really inspired me. I love this place, so full of material. I can work off of a concept, I'll keep my eye out for somebody who has one.

Then this skill could turn into bigger orders!

 

[Guest]

Soldier, you'd better start charging for your unique signatures or else you'll cheapen the one you made me as a prize for winning the best lyric contest that nobody else participated in. I thought we discussed this, but you know my memory; maybe I'm just imagining things...

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

Soldier, you'd better start charging for your unique signatures or else you'll cheapen the one you made me as a prize for winning the best lyric contest that nobody else participated in. I

thought we discussed this, but you know my memory; maybe I'm just imagining things...

Don't get ur panties in a bunch. It was made before yours, and was only meant to be a wall decoration in the executive washroom.

Slammer has a simple yet intriguing sig that he's had the whole time.