The Shattered Soldier
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THIS ONE DOESN'T BELONG IN A GALLERY
IT DESERVES IT'S OWN THREAD
HAVE YOU EVER FOUND YOURSELF WONDERING
JUST WHO IS THIS MYSTERIOUS CHARACTER?

Well, when I do faces in my pics, that is going to be you from now on! Why? Because Stone Cold said so!Yeah, who is that guy?
Beats me.......
Excuse me?Why do I see no reference to a knob on that poster?!
Yo' momma said so, so, suck your toe, all the way to Mexico! Or at least over to the Mexican section.Excuse me?
I know you are, but what am I?
Jerk face
I'm all nervous about this meeting and you guys are making me lmao!Yo' momma said so, so, suck your toe, all the way to Mexico! Or at least over to the Mexican section.
Slammer will be VERY excited to know that I finally located a brand of underwear that will fit him properly. Don't look so surprised. He said he was a "big guy"!Just to let you know, Slammer has hair on his head. Not as much as the Fuzz Ball Jewy, but I'm not bald.
I do have strong connections with Canada, but I have places/residences elsewhere too.
Yes, I'm sure I remind you of somebody. Somebody very close indeed. Maybe more literary, than physically though.
I'm a big guy, around 6'2 - 250 pounds. Not as cut as Stone Cold, but I swear to death I wouldn't be afraid to take him on in a fight. No doubt I'd lose, but I'm not one to back down from anybody.
And my word is good as gold.
Thanks for the awesome design you made Soldier. It made my night. You are a true friend Soldier and don't ever hesitate to PM me about anything on your mind.
Slammer
Indeed Wiz! Kind of brings a whole new connotation to the name "Slammer", doesn't it?!Crackin' me the f*ck up!
The Human Tripod Indeed LOL. I feel sorry for the girl you lay Slam. I suppoes you could brush her teeth at the same time.
~Da' Wiz
Slammer will be VERY excited to know that I finally located a brand of underwear that will fit him properly. Don't look so surprised. He said he was a "big guy"!
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For some reason, I have this sudden urge to change my screen name to "PeterLongFellow".....Come on now, who would have a penis that long? It must be some kind of joke. Though there used to be an active member named PongLenis on this site, friend of Poopdick, he could very well have used such an ugly thing.
But in all seriousness, I had to buy a similar pair (different manufacturer) of those undies last month on Ebay when I was having problems with my loose bowel movements. I just reversed them the other way, so the long "trunk" came out the rear rather than the front.
Now I use those soiled undies for my face. You see, I didn't tell ya, but I have one hell of a long nose. The winters here in Northern Canada are mighty cold, so they offer me great nose and face protection.
Warm regards from the Arctic.
Slammer
Wiz don't ge me going. We don't want Sis Juice all over the halls of DBG now do we???Crackin' me the f*ck up!
The Human Tripod Indeed LOL. I feel sorry for the girl you lay Slam. I suppoes you could brush her teeth at the same time.
~Da' Wiz
It's ok Sis, Slammer has quite a "long" history of inspiring such things!Wiz don't ge me going. We don't want Sis Juice all over the halls of DBG now do we???
Sis