The Mystery Of Slammer

[Slammer]

For those of you who don't know, our very own Slammer is a well known, and EXTREMELY popular massage therapist!

You know setting up a secret spy cam in my clinic may be all fine and dandy to you, but prepared for a game off chess - with many stages, so to speak.

And oh yeah, do take care.

Long Dong Slammer (Clinical Massage Therapist Inc.)

 

[Jewbacca]

You know setting up a secret spy cam in my clinic may be all fine and dandy to you, but prepared for a game off chess - with many stages, so to speak.

And oh yeah, do take care.

Long Dong Slammer (Clinical Massage Therapist Inc.)

You have a gift Slammer! It was time to share it with the world. LOl

 

[Guest]

For those of you who don't know, our very own Slammer is a well known, and EXTREMELY popular massage therapist!





http://youtu.be/-pHoe2x_bb4

Oh maybe I spoke in error in a vendor thread about discussing a package. My bad, looks like we have more than a lot of detail on that one for sure.
Sis

 

[Slammer]

You have a gift Slammer! It was time to share it with the world. LOl

You will be getting a "gift" soon too, my Fuzz Ball friend.

One in which will arrive at your door step, or shall I say zoo, wrapped nicely in a brown paper bag.

However, you may not want to share that with the world, as it will undoubtedly smell very bad.

On a final note, do take care.

Long Dong Inc.

 

[Jewbacca]

You will be getting a "gift" soon too, my Fuzz Ball friend.

One in which will arrive at your door step, or shall I say zoo, wrapped nicely in a brown paper bag.

However, you may not want to share that with the world, as it will undoubtedly smell very bad.

On a final note, do take care.

Long Dong Inc.

I'm not falling for the "light the bag of dung on fire and run" trick. We're too smart for that in the Wookie exhibit. Go pull that crap on the giraffes, they'll fall for anything!

 

[Slammer]

I'm not falling for the "light the bag of dung on fire and run" trick. We're too smart for that in the Wookie exhibit. Go pull that crap on the giraffes, they'll fall for anything!

Sorry, I'm all out of "likes", but I do love your response.

Regardless of the giraffes, I'm still going ahead as planned.

San Diego Zoo, here I come.

And that's not an invitation for you too Mr/Ms Troubadour.

 

[Jewbacca]

I see that the legend and mystery of our very own Slammer continues to grow, what with having now passed a former DBG All-Star in post count. What was that guys name again? Oh yeah, Hitch I believe. Or maybe it was Stitch. No matter, quite the milestone nonetheless!

 

[Slammer]

I see that the legend and mystery of our very own Slammer continues to grow, what with having now passed a former DBG All-Star in post count. What was that guys name again? Oh yeah, Hitch I believe. Or maybe it was Stitch. No matter, quite the milestone nonetheless!

No Jewy, I think it was Bitch you were referring too.

Anyways, it "really doesn't matter."

Song for that?

S

 

[Jewbacca]

No Jewy, I think it was Bitch you were referring too.

Anyways, it "really doesn't matter."

Song for that?

S

Sure, there's a song for everything, or so I've been told!

http://youtu.be/WuULASNK9ec

 

[Slammer]

Perfect song choice Jewy, kinda kills two birds with one stone, if you know what I mean.

Slammer

 

[Jewbacca]

Hey Slammer, when were you going to tell us you'd launched a lingerie company?!

 

[Slammer]

Hey Slammer, when were you going to tell us you'd launched a lingerie company?!

Oh my oh my. Delicious indeed....

Slammer loves the idea of lingerie company "LONG TIME".

Good?

 

[Jewbacca]

Good indeed! It's easy to see how one could be easily seduced by the dark side...

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

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[Slammer]

Anyway to remove those?

 

[Jewbacca]

Slammie The Pooh.....

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[Slammer]

Stop teasing me.

 

[Jewbacca]

Stop teasing me.

Ok, but you're in better shape than I am, what with my Jeneral Jewy head looking like a furry penis and what not!

 

[Slammer]

Ok, but you're in better shape than I am, what with my Jeneral Jewy head looking like a furry penis and what not!

But a fury, dignified, and highly sophisticated and aristocratic penis.

Though still a PoohBear, so that cancels out the prior compliments.

Slammer

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

Stop teasing me.

Sorry man, easy target....

IT'S CALLED POOHBAH, ASSHOLE!

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