The Mystery Of Slammer

Jewbacca said:
For those of you who don't know, our very own Slammer is a well known, and EXTREMELY popular massage therapist!
Click to expand...
You know setting up a secret spy cam in my clinic may be all fine and dandy to you, but prepared for a game off chess - with many stages, so to speak.

And oh yeah, do take care.

Long Dong Slammer (Clinical Massage Therapist Inc.)

 
Last edited by a moderator:
Slammer said:
You know setting up a secret spy cam in my clinic may be all fine and dandy to you, but prepared for a game off chess - with many stages, so to speak.

And oh yeah, do take care.

Long Dong Slammer (Clinical Massage Therapist Inc.)
Click to expand...
You have a gift Slammer! It was time to share it with the world. LOl

 
Jewbacca said:

For those of you who don't know, our very own Slammer is a well known, and EXTREMELY popular massage therapist!





http://youtu.be/-pHoe2x_bb4
Click to expand...
Oh maybe I spoke in error in a vendor thread about discussing a package. My bad, looks like we have more than a lot of detail on that one for sure.
Sis

 
Jewbacca said:
You have a gift Slammer! It was time to share it with the world. LOl
Click to expand...
You will be getting a "gift" soon too, my Fuzz Ball friend.

One in which will arrive at your door step, or shall I say zoo, wrapped nicely in a brown paper bag.

However, you may not want to share that with the world, as it will undoubtedly smell very bad.

On a final note, do take care.

Long Dong Inc.

 
Slammer said:
You will be getting a "gift" soon too, my Fuzz Ball friend.

One in which will arrive at your door step, or shall I say zoo, wrapped nicely in a brown paper bag.

However, you may not want to share that with the world, as it will undoubtedly smell very bad.

On a final note, do take care.

Long Dong Inc.
Click to expand...
I'm not falling for the "light the bag of dung on fire and run" trick. We're too smart for that in the Wookie exhibit. Go pull that crap on the giraffes, they'll fall for anything!

 
Jewbacca said:
I'm not falling for the "light the bag of dung on fire and run" trick. We're too smart for that in the Wookie exhibit. Go pull that crap on the giraffes, they'll fall for anything!
Click to expand...
Sorry, I'm all out of "likes", but I do love your response.

Regardless of the giraffes, I'm still going ahead as planned.

San Diego Zoo, here I come.

And that's not an invitation for you too Mr/Ms Troubadour.

 
I see that the legend and mystery of our very own Slammer continues to grow, what with having now passed a former DBG All-Star in post count. What was that guys name again? Oh yeah, Hitch I believe. Or maybe it was Stitch. No matter, quite the milestone nonetheless!

 
Jewbacca said:
I see that the legend and mystery of our very own Slammer continues to grow, what with having now passed a former DBG All-Star in post count. What was that guys name again? Oh yeah, Hitch I believe. Or maybe it was Stitch. No matter, quite the milestone nonetheless!
Click to expand...
No Jewy, I think it was Bitch you were referring too.

Anyways, it "really doesn't matter."

Song for that?

S

 
Perfect song choice Jewy, kinda kills two birds with one stone, if you know what I mean.

Slammer

 
Hey Slammer, when were you going to tell us you'd launched a lingerie company?!

x54k84.jpg


 
Jewbacca said:
Hey Slammer, when were you going to tell us you'd launched a lingerie company?!

x54k84.jpg
Click to expand...
Oh my oh my. Delicious indeed....

Slammer loves the idea of lingerie company "LONG TIME".

Good?

 
Good indeed! It's easy to see how one could be easily seduced by the dark side...

 
Slammie The Pooh.....

[EDITED - PHOTO REMOVED]

 
Last edited by a moderator:
Jewbacca said:
Ok, but you're in better shape than I am, what with my Jeneral Jewy head looking like a furry penis and what not!
Click to expand...
But a fury, dignified, and highly sophisticated and aristocratic penis.

Though still a PoohBear, so that cancels out the prior compliments.

Slammer

 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Drugbuyersguide Shoutbox
  1. L @ Layne_Cobain: TxID stands for transaction id
  2. J @ Jbil75yahoo: What’s TxID ?
  3. xenxra @ xenxra: thanks for being a swell guy, you earned it
  4. R @ rhodium: hello all thanks for being moved to the apporved section!
  5. P @ Poppycock: @Mammasboi123 thank you, I’m still getting the hang of using this platform. Sometimes when I try to search something it will come back with nothing or tell me what I typed in wasn’t long enough or something
  6. M @ Mammasboi123: Also, keep in mind that if a thread topic doesn’t already exist for a particular mag after searching for it, for a particular msg you’ve got questions on, you can always open a new thread under the appropriate section to get member feedback. I only mention doing it this other way due to there being a rule against members/vendors advertising or soliciting mags via the Shout Box. So I wouldn’t be surprised if it gets removed at some point.
  7. M @ Mammasboi123: @Poppycock, I would encourage you or any other member looking for current options for various mags to first check if an existing thread has already been created on the topic by using the Search bar found on the upper right corner of the site. For example, here’s a recent thread that was posted just a couple months ago that shows up when I type in ‘5APB’ to the search bar: https://drugbuyersguide.info/threads/4-fma-and-6-apb.11276/#post-268359.
  8. Z @ zdaBa: Happy Saturday my dudes!
  9. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: Hope everyone is have a good weekend! This 5 apb is Right.
  10. CnC5 @ CnC5: Yes @xenxra knows what hes talking about when it comes to crypto hes made predictions with crypto and the came true dude knows his shit 100%
  11. xenxra @ xenxra: technically i'm aiming for $128k as a more precise near term target but 120k is cool too 🙃
  12. Dr-Octagon @ Dr-Octagon: Happy Fridays DBG!
  13. T @ timyboy: @xenxra indeed :) BTC seems to be climbing as well and your prediction of $120k seems spot on
  14. xenxra @ xenxra: @timyboy prob not gonna stall out til $3400
  15. CalFresh @ CalFresh: @hotdog45 & @Mokachin0 I am humbled by your kindness. thank you both so much for your generosity. This place is truly amazing.
  16. T @ timyboy: ETH going up!!
  17. H @ hotdog45: @Mokachin0 I cannot thank you enough for this act of kindness .
  18. M @ Mokachin0: @hotdog45 tight back at ya! What a generous idea in your response! But don’t forget, you just had your own tragedy, and still managed to put kindness into the world. That deserves recognition
  19. xenxra @ xenxra: @oh be g i have a 10 year track record, @CnC5 can vouch for me. intuition plus experience but don't hold me to it for 100% certainty.
  20. H @ hotdog45: @Mokachin0 oh my gosh I cannot thank you enough. This is so incredibly generous. Sending all the love I can your way, and everyone on this board love as well!
Back
Top