The Mystery Of Slammer

Jewbacca said:
For those of you who don't know, our very own Slammer is a well known, and EXTREMELY popular massage therapist!
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You know setting up a secret spy cam in my clinic may be all fine and dandy to you, but prepared for a game off chess - with many stages, so to speak.

And oh yeah, do take care.

Long Dong Slammer (Clinical Massage Therapist Inc.)

 
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Slammer said:
You know setting up a secret spy cam in my clinic may be all fine and dandy to you, but prepared for a game off chess - with many stages, so to speak.

And oh yeah, do take care.

Long Dong Slammer (Clinical Massage Therapist Inc.)
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You have a gift Slammer! It was time to share it with the world. LOl

 
Jewbacca said:

For those of you who don't know, our very own Slammer is a well known, and EXTREMELY popular massage therapist!





http://youtu.be/-pHoe2x_bb4
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Oh maybe I spoke in error in a vendor thread about discussing a package. My bad, looks like we have more than a lot of detail on that one for sure.
Sis

 
Jewbacca said:
You have a gift Slammer! It was time to share it with the world. LOl
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You will be getting a "gift" soon too, my Fuzz Ball friend.

One in which will arrive at your door step, or shall I say zoo, wrapped nicely in a brown paper bag.

However, you may not want to share that with the world, as it will undoubtedly smell very bad.

On a final note, do take care.

Long Dong Inc.

 
Slammer said:
You will be getting a "gift" soon too, my Fuzz Ball friend.

One in which will arrive at your door step, or shall I say zoo, wrapped nicely in a brown paper bag.

However, you may not want to share that with the world, as it will undoubtedly smell very bad.

On a final note, do take care.

Long Dong Inc.
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I'm not falling for the "light the bag of dung on fire and run" trick. We're too smart for that in the Wookie exhibit. Go pull that crap on the giraffes, they'll fall for anything!

 
Jewbacca said:
I'm not falling for the "light the bag of dung on fire and run" trick. We're too smart for that in the Wookie exhibit. Go pull that crap on the giraffes, they'll fall for anything!
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Sorry, I'm all out of "likes", but I do love your response.

Regardless of the giraffes, I'm still going ahead as planned.

San Diego Zoo, here I come.

And that's not an invitation for you too Mr/Ms Troubadour.

 
I see that the legend and mystery of our very own Slammer continues to grow, what with having now passed a former DBG All-Star in post count. What was that guys name again? Oh yeah, Hitch I believe. Or maybe it was Stitch. No matter, quite the milestone nonetheless!

 
Jewbacca said:
I see that the legend and mystery of our very own Slammer continues to grow, what with having now passed a former DBG All-Star in post count. What was that guys name again? Oh yeah, Hitch I believe. Or maybe it was Stitch. No matter, quite the milestone nonetheless!
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No Jewy, I think it was Bitch you were referring too.

Anyways, it "really doesn't matter."

Song for that?

S

 
Perfect song choice Jewy, kinda kills two birds with one stone, if you know what I mean.

Slammer

 
Hey Slammer, when were you going to tell us you'd launched a lingerie company?!

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Jewbacca said:
Hey Slammer, when were you going to tell us you'd launched a lingerie company?!

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Oh my oh my. Delicious indeed....

Slammer loves the idea of lingerie company "LONG TIME".

Good?

 
Good indeed! It's easy to see how one could be easily seduced by the dark side...

 
Slammie The Pooh.....

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Jewbacca said:
Ok, but you're in better shape than I am, what with my Jeneral Jewy head looking like a furry penis and what not!
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But a fury, dignified, and highly sophisticated and aristocratic penis.

Though still a PoohBear, so that cancels out the prior compliments.

Slammer

 
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