Oh man! I love this thread!
We definitely need this. I need this!
i'm no expert but I love cars. Yeah, enough to have made some stupid financial deals. Get this: When I was 20 I bought a 71 Matador for ~US$150. What a lesson I learned. It had no brake drum pads left so it was metal on metal to stop, leaked a can of break fluid a day, bald tires and I mean bald as Heisenberg (sorry, brother). It held no steering fluid either and I think it ran on only seven of the eight cylinders. What an idiot I was. It cost me more to ditch it - good thing I knew the local sheriff who helped me out. I lived at the top of a hill, started her up one day and let her roll, tried the brakes and nuthin' but floorboard. So, I jammed on the emergency brake. That would work, right? Nope. it was already stuck in the engaged position. Maybe I shoulda checked it before taking off. I was soooo lucky, I missed a Malibu by inches, turned left to head uphill and jammed it into a tree. O f*ck! I don't care what kinda brass cojones you've got that get your attention! Well, y'know "stupid is as stupid does" (Forest Gump ref). That was my last disaster, yeah many years ago (knockin' wood). That was all just to tell you guys how car savvy I am.
My first was a '68 VW Beetle. I was really into them. All my friends hung out at one of those do-it-yourself-and-rent-out-space-and-tools places so I did learn to do some stuff. I replaced the carb, clutch plate, engine seal (I had overfilled and it leaked, so...), but I had some help. The worst for me was replacing the 68 muffler. Ever do that? It's a bitch when you have no lift and you are doing it in the street with dogs sniffing your feet and the job is a bitch itself. The dumbest was replacing the clutch cable on the Beetle (gotta have two people for that stretch) and after replacing it finding out that the clutch pedal arm had a crack and that was why I couldn't completely disengage the gears. What an idiot, but this is how you learn. Now, my favorite bug is the post-WWII (maybe a 1949?) with the split rear window an sephamore turning signals (y'know, the little arms that flip up in the door panel left and right? I'd love to see one of them again in great shape. I remember the only way to get the heat to work was to get movin 'cause there was no fan. Not a great car in Florida in summer. Gotta love the ingenuity of these cars, though and now VW pretty much owns the German auto market or a good deal of it, don't they?
I had to grown up eventually and become a responsible citizen so this is what I ended up doing once I had some real responsibilities (and got smacked around by dad a few times):
- borrowed money from dad to get a Dodge Colt stick (really a Mitsubishi Mirage but I didn't know). I loved that car until some mutt rammed me in the side. End of that one, but many memories including Christening the carpet with a burger and beer one night.
- again dad helped me so we bought two brand new Hyundai Excel's in 1986 (wtf?) - the first Hyundai's in America and look at 'em now. Ever wanna punish someone, just give 'em one of these to drive for a coupla years. The deal was I maintain dad's and he paid for mine.Great deal for me. It was kinda okay, but dog slow. Odd, tho, the reason I bought them was because they were purported to have the same insides under the hood as the Mirage, and for the most part they did. Yep, 0-60 in 60. Well, maybe a bit better, but it felt that way. I have to say that they were actually reliable little dogs, tho.
- then came heaven. I got my first Honda Accord '90 LX (US model). What a dream. To this day I still see some of them puttering about. It had an amazing amount of Schlitz (to reference an ol' beer) for 95 horses. This was one of the great ones. Everyone has a different philosophy on cars, and mine is simple: Never confuse them with assets that you can make money or otherwise benefit from, and try to hold on to the great ones as long as you can, and I believe everyone runs into a great one now and then. I have had three great cars... read on unless you've had enough.
- After five years with my glorious LX the maintenance got too expensive (I was a dumb kid) and the dealer offered me a great lease on a Honda minivan - their first try at the minivan market. I think this mini was based on an Isuzu platform, and it was okay but way, way under powered which killed the gas mileage. It cost about ten bucks to fill up but I hadda do it too often.
- Good thing it was just a two year lease 'cause I was gettin tired of that boat, and driving everyone who needed a lift to the bus stop around in it.
- Leased a '98 Accord EX V6 (US Model again) - black currant pearl color - like a deeeeep purple, almost black. Oh, just gorgeous in the right light. Talk about power! This thing musta weighed under 1000 Kilo's (maybe 2200 lbs) so every time I took off at the light the front wheels chirped. I'd never had any car with any kind of luxury features so we had a great honeymoon. Quick, great handling, and quiet. I was quickly becoming a Honda loyalist.
- Only I wasn't. I got a great job offer and decided to stop screwing around with leases because I ran beyond the mileage and always ended up with scratches Well, you know the deal with leases. It makes sense for some people, especially if you follow the rules and can expense it. Not a fit for me financially. The Honda Finance creeps never asked for a penny when I gouged all four bumpers and dinged the doors on the minivan. When I turned in the purple EX they decided to itemize every scratch and send me a bill. Why? because I found a great deal elsewhere. On, of all things, an Audi! There was a web site in 2000 that listed a 2001 but it was under priced - so I made 'em own up to it, and when I picked up the car the dealer assured me that no one made a penny on that car. Good for me. 'bout time I won one. From the Matador to brand new Audi, and I loved that car. I would have it still today but that is another story. I have to say, just IME and IMHO for what you pay for an Audi, you get so much more than the other foreign passenger cars. And, yes this was also one of the three great cars I've ever owned. My doors got dinged more times than I can count, but I never got a dent or paint loss when it happened. Same for bumper scratches. I don't know enough to know why, but the Audi was a true M1 Abrams tank.
I know, BMW, BMW....
- Well, lemme tell you, I got my chance. I "inherited" a 2002 BMW530i loaded an I mean loaded, so I let the Audi go - my saddest car separation. Well, the BMW was heaven on earth, the perfect driving machine. For about six months, then all kindsa stuff went wrong. Still under warranty, I had that car in the shop a lot. I needed my own dedicated mechanic. Things you never hear about happening were going on with this lemon and the original owner was a family member. The last straw was when the dealer couldn't figure out why the rear passenger fans wouldn't stop spinning when the car was off. I hadda disconnect the battery cable to park. Yes, when you do that on a Bimmer bad things happen to all things electric. Every three days the battery was dead. Enough.
- Back to Honda, got a brand spankin new 2008 Accord EX V6 and lemme tell you, they don't warn you about the sheer power of this car. It's not like the 1998 Purple EX V6. They made real progress. That car does 0-60 in about six seconds give or take and turns off two cylinders on the highway and handles like it's on rails. This, too was one of the great ones. I kept it for about four years and my son has it now. Our deal is that he can have it, but it doesn't leave the family. When I bought it I bought the door bumper guards and it made it look really slick, too. The kid has lotsa dings and scratches o it now, but he maintains it well and I'm glad it stays in the family.
- What did I do? The tragic passing of grandpa let us inherit.... yes! another Audi! Mostly because when it came time for grandpa to buy a car in his seventies I told him what to get.
An interesting side note about all this stuff is that I have many siblings, and they have all gone to Audi's - except the one black sheep of the family, the accountant, who insists it doesn't add up. Yeah, okay, brother. I still love you.
We all know that car decisions are not financial, especially when you have special needs, are a commuter, or depend on it to take out clients.
So, here's a question. How do you find a good mechanic? Someone you can trust? I can no longer lay in the street to change a muffler or even the oil.
Thanks for reading, friends. I love this subject and I love cars, car mags, car accessories and all the stuff that empties your wallet but brings joy when you polish that last bit of wax off the chrome.
Keep writing about yours, too, I love it all
Regards to All,
PR