The Shattered Soldier
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My attempt at 99 and his self described clean cut accountant look:
Now we are cooking! Where is Marilyn?My attempt at 99 and his self described clean cut accountant look:
Finally I'm fucking hot! yes!
Jewy, not to cause you to blush, and I am as Square as they come...respectful lady...blah, blah, blah, but frankly Sir: I'd hit that!Please don't ban me for inappropriate sexual-harassment conduct.After Jewy shaves...handsome fucker!
Ban you?! LOL You can sexually harass me any time you like ma'am. /default_wink.pngJewy, not to cause you to blush, and I am as Square as they come...respectful lady...blah, blah, blah, but frankly Sir: I'd hit that!
Please don't ban me for inappropriate sexual-harassment conduct.
Yikes I'm scared to post this.
Please please please don't label me "hussy".
Can't viewBeranda
One of the many reasons I love the man!Ban you?! LOL You can sexually harass me any time you like ma'am. /default_wink.png
Well, if you have to visualize what Chef looks like, that's about as good as it gets! So, uh, can I lick her spatula?Cheftell
What a relief I was actually the one blushing.Ban you?! LOL You can sexually harass me any time you like ma'am. /default_wink.png
Well ma'am, I am a Wookie and all, so the hairy factor shouldn't be an issue, LOL.What a relief I was actually the one blushing.
Now that I got that annoying Ashton Kutcher out of my hair, I am a free agent and ready for some mature, adult...er..."conversation"?
By the way I prefer an un-shaven physique, hope this isn't a problem, one of MANY shortcomings where Ashton was concerned...
I'm a grown woman with zero desire to snuggle up to a 12-year-old pre-pubescent boy.
Well then, carry-on...
B
Excellent! I'll be brushing myself, and the key's in the conch shell, so just come on in.99!!
I'm absolutely flattered! although she does have a few birthdays on me, but I'm hopeful that I can keep up appearances and come close to a similar facsimile in a few more years.
Thank you for flattering me... Now if you don't mind, I'm going to go have a little "me" time, as I ready myself for a Jewbacca rendezvous.
B
Actually HB, you look damn good for a dead guy! So then, how about favoring us with a rendition of "Rainbow in the Dark"?I've aged quite a bit since my high school photo.