Are You In A Committed Relat.? Who Is Your Hall Pass?

[99 Luftballons]

This would be my perfect dinner date.  As 99 told me one, Love is only a light switch away. (to much? to early?)

Look at all those folds!!! Damn I'd be Christopher Columbus exploring all those crevasses.... my milk shake brings the boys to the yard...I bet her areola are the size of dinner plates...bitches be like "I aint fat...I be curvy"...."My man be like'n it...so"

And jmorg there is not such thing in my book as to much or to early....just saying.

 

[jmorgan]

She's a gem, I didn't even notice she was eating a cake at first. mesmerizing /default_wub.png 

 

[Mizzy]

I'm out of greens but THAT definitely deserves 2..."I ain't fat...I be curvy..my man be like'n it so"!!!! ROFLMFAO  Esp, the Chris Columbus thing!!!  99 u ALWAYS make me smile or bust a gut laughin'.

Now, I disagree about Mila.  She is HOT my GOD but I don't think she's the type that would do  ANYTHING.

 

[yellowbelly]

I'm single at the moment, but sure would like to bite off a piece of Jennifer Aniston (sp)... /default_wub.png

 

[yellowbelly]

This would be my perfect dinner date.  As 99 told me one, Love is only a light switch away. (to much? to ea

 

[yellowbelly]

You better get yourself a 2nd job, if you plan to feed that Beauty Queen! /default_ohmy.png

 

[Maybesomeday]

This is a hard one...why can't I have more than one?!

 

[Mizzy]

MSD you can have 5 my dear love!!  That's the rules as I understand them to be.

 

[jmorgan]

You better get yourself a 2nd job, if you plan to feed that Beauty Queen! /default_ohmy.png

Good point yellow, and I have come up with a name for her.... Meet Miss Costco.

 

[bluesman008]

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Halle "Hall Pass" Berry

 

[bluesman008]

Double Team Young

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[MedicatedM]

My gf actually gave me a weekend "hall pass" a couple years ago, I fucked it up and turned that weekend into a 6 month one night stand and nearly ruined my relationship. I still get bitched at a few times a week and needless to say Ive never got another hall pass and probably never will. Im so fckn stupid! my girl decided to give me every mans dream and I totally ruined it! I  know you don't read this forum babe but "I'm sorry and I'm an idiot" /default_sad.png never again will I cheat and I would never use a hall pass again unless she was involved /default_wink.png

 

[Mizzy]

No offense, MM, but I would have dumped you.  Actually, had a boyfriend when I was 19-26 who regularly cheated on me with the nastiest skanks.,,,like in his car behind a grocery store.  He would then, like immediately drop said skank off, drive to my work and pick me up.  He had balls of steel I have to say...but I always caught him cause he was a dumba&& and could tell when he strayed and was lying.

And, I always took him back so I'm being a hypocrite.  That's why I asked how old you are...pm me

I now feel sorry for him b/c he's living with a woman in her upper 50's who is a skank and he is 45 or 46 and he really is like medically probably slow.  He's simple and kind hearted but hot as hell!!

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[MedicatedM]

no offense taken she actually did dump me but I cried like a little baby till she took me back. Ive been faithful since and I still feel bad about it.

Im simple and kind hearted but hot as hell too!!! /default_wink.png

 

[99 Luftballons]

he really is like medically probably slow....

So your into "special needs" men? You and my exwife have a lot in common /default_smile.png

 

[99 Luftballons]

no offense taken she actually did dump me but I cried like a little baby till she took me back. Ive been faithful since and I still feel bad about it.

Im simple and kind hearted but hot as hell too!!! /default_wink.png

Yes he is...here is MM's latest selfie...

 

[99 Luftballons]

This is a hard one...why can't I have more than one?!

Dear God woman...it takes every thing I have to not make immature references...because your such a classy lady I'll pretend I didn't just read that /default_smile.png

 

[Maybesomeday]

Dear God woman...it takes every thing I have to not make immature references...because your such a classy lady I'll pretend I didn't just read that /default_smile.png

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[Jewbacca]

no offense taken she actually did dump me but I cried like a little baby till she took me back. Ive been faithful since and I still feel bad about it.

Im simple and kind hearted but hot as hell too!!! /default_wink.png

It's the ears..... /default_biggrin.png

 

[Beranda]

It's the ears..... /default_biggrin.png

As well as what's between them.

Smart = Sexy

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