I would'nt expect anything else from you my husband /default_tongue.pnghooter1 said:Well, all things being relative, telling a person their age I will assume you mean from their natural birth and not the composite material that coagulated within regions of the galaxy to make each one of us. You're my wife, I have to give you shit once in awhile, OH that reminds me, sorry about those fiber bars /default_unsure.png
EASY big fella, or this is going to turn into a uterine wall shedding thing, and NOBODY wants that! LOLhooter1 said:Also there's another issue, different parts of me are different ages. For example, on average a person grows a new stomach lining every 7 days, so I can say that "part" of me is between 1 - 7 days old /default_wub.png
But what about the rest?hooter1 said:Also there's another issue, different parts of me are different ages. For example, on average a person grows a new stomach lining every 7 days, so I can say that "part" of me is between 1 - 7 days old /default_wub.png
As Mr. Wook said, I can see closer to 40 than 30, unfortunately much closer. I'm depressed, oh wait I'm always depressed. The only thing that really makes me smile are the people on this forum. Especially you Wook /default_smile.pngWell, I'll get this party started. Sort of anyway! Let's just say the Wookie can see 50 out ahead much more clearly than he can see 40 in the rear view mirror.
Well, to be perfectly honest, I'm too far removed from 30 to recall if it was "dirty" or not, but I'm here to tell ya', 50 ain't lookin' so "nifty".Let's just say I'm not much older than ps2556.. the dirty thirty will be here soon enough /default_wink.png
Well, it isn't all gloom and doom. I hear that AARP membership has its privileges!hooter1 said:I second this motion !
Okay then there are at least AARPs around
No worries brother, even Grandpa Hooter can still be down with the clown! /default_laugh.pnghooter1 said:I second this motion !
Okay then there are at least AARPs around
Of course. ALL DBG models are 18 years of age or older!If anyone asks, I'm always 18...
Well, its a good thing I model IRREGULAR clothing. /default_laugh.pngOf course. ALL DBG models are 18 years of age or older!