Do You Dare To Tellyour Age?

hooter1 said:
inches? holy shit /default_tongue.png
Yeah, back in the day they used to call Sis "Trip". For obvious reasons of course! /default_laugh.png

 
the best part about being my age: all my stupid antics didn't end up, preserved for all freaking eternity, on the internet!!!

FG

 
the best part about being my age: all my stupid antics didn't end up, preserved for all freaking eternity, on the internet!!!

FG
Haha! Yes me too, I did some stupid things when I was younger. They were experiences I'll never forget though. I have some good stories from back in the day.

 
Lets just say I actually still get proofed sometimes buying liquor/beer. I shouldn't...but I do! Granted the person at the counter wears extremely thick glasses but I'll take it!!

 
Lets just say I actually still get proofed sometimes buying liquor/beer. I shouldn't...but I do! Granted the person at the counter wears extremely thick glasses but I'll take it!!
Mrs.,

I too enjoy a "carding" now and then...however I'm afraid it is usually someone born around 1997 asking for my credentials and they are NOT offering me some kind of stealthy cougar compliment.

 
Closer to 40 than 30... But closer to 35 than 40 /default_wink.png

However, I look closer to 21. I've got great genes!

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here is a pic of me...I'll let you guys guess my age...

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the best part about being my age: all my stupid antics didn't end up, preserved for all freaking eternity, on the internet!!!

FG
Out of greens so I wanted to quote this,  So many meanings on so many levels. A very "on par" FG posting.

Also, ditto

 
Come March I'll be 60.  I have to work till I die.  Here's the joke:

I am older than my wife's oldest brother.  Yup!  My wife The Divine Ms. T, is younger than my baby sister. oooh yeah, heh heh.

 
This Golden Girl is closer to 35 than 30.  

Marching my way into Cougarhood...
Might I hold your hand on this journey into the "mature" feline realm? And might I offer this in return for the honor of holing your delicate lily of a hand?

Mon amour, Voulez-vous obtenir un bol de céréales avec moi?

 
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