Gee, maybe you can take a guess at why I used this one.
Actually, I lack much imagination when it comes to usernames. I have used the same one for a bazillion different sites, but I didn't want either of my straight-laced twin boys to know what I may be posting just in case I forget to erase my browser history. They may know I've been here, but they won't be able to log in without registering themselves. I can easily remember this name because I am definitely an old fart.
Question: Why does it say "offline" under everybody's name? I know I'm on here.