Warning Points

[Denise]

Yeah! We talk the best kind of shit here at DBG!

When you have the best sh*t, you can talk the best sh*t! 

There are some very intelligent, witty, humorous, just downright warped people grouped here - MY KIND OF PEOPLE!

We're not above playground, grade-school humor because......

WE NEVER GREW UP!  

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(don't try to deny it)  

 

[longwaydown]

When you have the best sh*t, you can talk the best sh*t! 

There are some very intelligent, witty, humorous, just downright warped people grouped here - MY KIND OF PEOPLE!

We're not above playground, grade-school humor because......

WE NEVER GREW UP!  

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(don't try to deny it)

Lol! Well since I was a main participant in this thread, I cannot deny that!

I am weird! It's official!

 

[cheftell]

I'm not denying shit, Frozen or not.

 

[longwaydown]

I'm not denying shit, Frozen or not.

Haha! Nice one!

 

[Denise]

I'M NEVER GROWING UP!  

(OR GETTING IN THAT CAR YAL DISCUSSED EITHER)

 

[longwaydown]

I'M NEVER GROWING UP!  

(OR GETTING IN THAT CAR YAL DISCUSSED EITHER)

Ohh you mean the one that travels at the speed of light and freezes turds?

 

[Denise]

Yeah, no way I'm getting in that car at speed of light, freezing AND sh*tting my pants, puckering my sphincter, and all that.

For what?   Doesn't sound like fun.

BUT A HOT AIR BALLOON!

I've been in helicopter, small planes, big planes, skydived, cliff-dived when younger - I want to go on a hot air balloon ride!

But NO ONE will go with me, I tried to recruit for years now.  There's one balloon ride within reach - gorge with over 20 waterfalls.  I had made plans few months ahead to go alone - then I was injured........I'm wondering how to do it with my injuries - medicated?  Good idea!  LOL

 

[longwaydown]

Yeah, no way I'm getting in that car at speed of light, freezing AND sh*tting my pants, puckering my sphincter, and all that.

For what?   Doesn't sound like fun.

BUT A HOT AIR BALLOON!

I've been in helicopter, small planes, big planes, skydived, cliff-dived when younger - I want to go on a hot air balloon ride!

But NO ONE will go with me, I tried to recruit for years now.  There's one balloon ride within reach - gorge with over 20 waterfalls.  I had made plans few months ahead to go alone - then I was injured........I'm wondering how to do it with my injuries - medicated?  Good idea!  LOL

I don't know- I think a hot air balloon ride might make shit my pants. And it wouldn't be at the speed of light or frozen...

This is a tough call...

 

[Denise]

THAT'S THE KIND OF STUFF EVERYBODY ELSE SAID WHEN I ASKED THEM!!!

Am I being unreasonable here? 

I guess it is a "longwaydown".    just kidding.

Doesn't that look like a most marvelous experience? 

I can tell you from sky-diving, the balloon ride would be fun and last longer. 

 

[longwaydown]

THAT'S THE KIND OF STUFF EVERYBODY ELSE SAID WHEN I ASKED THEM!!!

Am I being unreasonable here? 

Doesn't that look like a most marvelous experience?  I can tell you from sky-diving, it would be fun and last longer.

No it doesn't look marvelous at all! It looks like a shit your pants experience from hell! Kind of like those awful cable cars that hover over shit you can fall on. Even Ferris wheels because you always get stuck at the top! But I can ride roller coasters, and probably cars that travel at the speed of light. I think it's the prolonged experience of being just being stuck that high, with roller coasters, etc its over really fast.

 

[Denise]

So I guess bungee jumping is out of the question, huh?

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[longwaydown]

So I guess bungee jumping is out of the question, huh?

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Let's start out on a roller coaster and go from there... Lol! Or maybe that speed of light car!

I would have to be heavily medicated or very happily high for balloons or bungees!

 

[99 Luftballons]

I do random well...

 

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[DGSB0708]

How in the hell did you get my family portrait????????????????

 

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[Jewbacca]

See what happens when you break Pimpin' Rule No. 2. "Never bring your ho's to the crib".