Describe Your Sex Life With A Video Game Title

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Ykmmmmmmmmm i think that you have a bigger heart than you let on! You are not a one night kind of guy are you? Even if you do have a commitment issue (you and me both) you tend to stay with a lady for a lil while dont you? Which is why you dont have an issue with clam slurping with everyone you are with. I mean everyone has a "drunk night at the club" thing once in a while but am I correct, generally speaking? Btw me luvs u for dat!

Did you get my emails? Hope so. I am super sorry for the delay, it has been a crazy week. Xoxoxoxoxoxo

I have had the occasional one nighter.. (two, if I'm being exact, but I knew both of them for a while, and one played for the other team, so I had first dibs ^^) but aside from that, I tend to be with them as long as I can.. I don't know why I fear it, but I do, immensely. I'll take them on dates, they spend the night with me for days and days, sometimes every night for a few weeks to a month, but it's sooo difficult for me to settle down with someone. I'll get massive anxiety over it. But yeah, that's why I don't mind eating clams, I absolutely love it. It's mutual, she does me, I do her, gotta keep it on an even keel, right?! Luvs u 2! No emails have came through, sadly!

 

[MMMMMMMMM]

  Does it look something like this?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[bdl]

Altough i suggested the clam club im quite happy to let you guys run the show. Just give me some kinda title a like the clam club founder lol

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[MMMMMMMMM]

BDL, ClamSquad Maintenance man! Sound good? xD

 

[dave2002]

Altough i suggested the clam club im quite happy to let you guys run the show. Just give me some kinda title a like the clam club founder lol

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We do recognize you as not only the founder but as an "esteamed" member of the Clam Club Intl

 

[MMMMMMMMM]

We do recognize you as not only the founder but as an "esteamed" member of the Clam Club Intl

Colleague*

 

[Rizzo.]

BDL, ClamSquad Maintenance man! Sound good? xD

Maintenance = Janitor = you get to mop up all the dirty, slimy ones left to rot in a bathroom stall floor  (ewwwwww lol)

 

[Rizzo.]

We do recognize you as not only the founder but as an "esteamed" member of the Clam Club Intl

Nice! /default_smile.png

 

[dave2002]

Maintenance = Janitor = you get to mop up all the dirty, slimy ones left to rot in a bathroom stall floor  (ewwwwww lol)

Ewww that left a bad taste in my mouth!

 

[dave2002]

Maintenance = Janitor = you get to mop up all the dirty, slimy ones left to rot in a bathroom stall floor  (ewwwwww lol)

Uh oh looks like a Job for The Kardashian Klam Kleaner

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[bdl]

Glad to be part of this great club. We will be making woman happy for years. We may even change the world lol

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[MMMMMMMMM]

Maintenance = Janitor = you get to mop up all the dirty, slimy ones left to rot in a bathroom stall floor  (HAWT)

No shame in my game!

 

[Xegh]

Altough i suggested the clam club im quite happy to let you guys run the show. Just give me some kinda title a like the clam club founder lol

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Haha yer i believe the clam thing started with us.

I said a number of times on shoutbox what have we started and it is still going!! 

As founder i think you should get special privileges on Clam Squad day which I will have to look up the dates of in a minute.

Special privilege no.1 would be "Founder Pound Her" Where one lucky clam gets a rock lobster right between her clam shells.

Xegh

 

[MMMMMMMMM]

Special privilege no.1 would be "Founder Pound Her" Where one lucky clam gets a rock lobster right between her clam shells.

Xegh

Dibs.

 

[Xegh]

Wait in line I think I get B's.

 

[MMMMMMMMM]

Wait in line I think I get B's.

Clam eating butts? I'm in.

 

[dave2002]

Haha yer i believe the clam thing started with us.

I said a number of times on shoutbox what have we started and it is still going!! 

As founder i think you should get special privileges on Clam Squad day which I will have to look up the dates of in a minute.

Special privilege no.1 would be "Founder Pound Her" Where one lucky clam gets a rock lobster right between her clam shells.

Xegh

No need to get "clamorous" Xegh and I'm sure we caring members will accommodate you momentarily.

 

[Rizzo.]

As a clam-toting member, I am a bit confused by the previous post.  In my defense, between having a clam and being a blonde, its a wonder, well whats not a wonder really?  /default_unsure.png

Clam eating butts? I'm in.

Wait, WHAT??  

I can't even. 

 

[Xegh]

Clam eating butts? I'm in.

No need to get "clamorous" Xegh and I'm sure we caring members will accommodate you momentarily.

BC I am with you both these confused me ..... But i love the clam a claus t-shirt. Yo how much you selling them T's for.

Xegh

 

[MMMMMMMMM]

As a clam-toting member, I am a bit confused by the previous post.  In my defense, between having a clam and being a blonde, its a wonder, well whats not a wonder really?  /default_unsure.png

Wait, WHAT??  

I can't even. 

If the woman is a DIMEEEEEEEEEE, and we just got out the show and she's completely fur-less, I'll eat da butt. Told ya I probably have the dirtiest mind on this board, but there is NO shame in my game /default_wink.png

BC I am with you both these confused me ..... But i love the clam a claus t-shirt. Yo how much you selling them T's for.

Xegh

Xegh, you're a woman?! I always thought you were a dude (No offense, we really haven't gotten to know each other!) So if you are infact a woman, I apologize,