Describe Your Sex Life With A Video Game Title

[Guest]

ohhhhhhhh blackcat don't cry!!!!!  I lovveeeeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.  plus, you have pretty thongs!  i know you are beautiful inside and outside, you deserve much better and yes!  yes!  you DO deserve a couple of carefree hours at LEAST!!!!

it would be great if we all lived closer!!!!  OOHHHH what a party!!

 

[Guest]

So now, i have catching up to do.  As a member of the clam squad I would like to state the following....

I have a thing for cotton, but that is not ALL that I wear;

I would rather die slowly than wear a thong;

I wear boy shorts ONLY;

i wear nothing to bed, except if it is REALLY cold then i wear my Dr. Seuss footie pajamas onesie;

I feel guilty for having the most amazing bf and the hottest sex life EVER, even though i deserve it after all that I have been through;  (keep in mind we have only been together for a year or so) and

IF I ever wear a dress I am commando. Even in the winter. 

I think I am caught up now.  Roger, Clamco and OUT

 

[Guest]

Oh yeah, a Brazilian is nice.  my bf takes care of that /default_smile.png

 

[Rizzo.]

So now, i have catching up to do.  As a member of the clam squad I would like to state the following....

I have a thing for cotton, but that is not ALL that I wear;

I would rather die slowly than wear a thong;

I wear boy shorts ONLY;

i wear nothing to bed, except if it is REALLY cold then i wear my Dr. Seuss footie pajamas onesie;

I feel guilty for having the most amazing bf and the hottest sex life EVER, even though i deserve it after all that I have been through;  (keep in mind we have only been together for a year or so) and

IF I ever wear a dress I am commando. Even in the winter. 

I think I am caught up now.  Roger, Clamco and OUT

Damn, girl, I think you turned ME on a little with this post and I am 100% hetero.  Nicely done.

 

[dave2002]

Roger that is right Clamapatra!

 

[Rizzo.]

Dave did you noticed I moved?  Check out my new location!

 

[dave2002]

hot

but all lace so these are not exact, but similar

I bet you taste great ooops I mean have great taste. You know what I mean and my Magic 8 ball said u were hot!

 

[MMMMMMMMM]

If we all moved to where the clams are plentiful, then we could live the benzo buffet lifestyle of them rich and clammerous!

 

[dave2002]

Dave did you noticed I moved?  Check out my new location!

That reminds me where's my rent girl? I accept "all" forms of payment and have no problem punishing those who don't pay lol

 

[MMMMMMMMM]

That reminds me where's my rent girl? I accept "all" forms of payment and have no problem punishing those who don't pay lol

David, are you excepting lobster, too?! I thought you were our clam prez!

 

[MMMMMMMMM]

I don't think you like the name David, but I think I've been calling you that since I met you. Old habits die hard!

 

[dave2002]

David, are you excepting lobster, too?! I thought you were our clam prez!

Yeah lobster is 25.00 bucks a pound now!

 

[Rizzo.]

Thats not what I meant but, K

That reminds me where's my rent girl? I accept "all" forms of payment and have no problem punishing those who don't pay lol

STFU  /default_biggrin.png  /default_biggrin.png  /default_biggrin.png

 

[Rizzo.]

Haha when I was using my 8ball reference, I was just really using a generic name and picked dave...had to clarify. but we can pretend i meant dave2002...i am a little behind with my rent... i'm sure a little sucking up can get me at least a couple days?

 

[dave2002]

Haha when I was using my 8ball reference, I was just really using a generic name and picked dave...had to clarify. but we can pretend i meant dave2002...i am a little behind with my rent... i'm sure a little sucking up can get me at least a couple days?

Uh yeah you can pay your rent with your little behind LOL                                                                                                                          ^^^^^^^^^^you said it lol

 

[Rizzo.]

Hey man if I can get my rent paid and have a little fun while I'm at it, I'm in!

 

[dave2002]

I'll make sure you have extended fun 77! My chariot awaits you Clamjelina!

 

[MMMMMMMMM]

Why do the clams get great nicknames, and I'm just boring ol' ykM!(MMMMMMMM)?!

 

[dave2002]

We could give you a nick name like Mike or Big Jimbo?  Check out my new location man!

 

[MMMMMMMMM]

We could give you a nick name like Mike or Big Jimbo?  Check out my new location man!

Finally you changed it!! We're knee deep in clams now, David! I fucking hate the name Mike! I need other options here!