Describe Your Sex Life With A Video Game Title

ohhhhhhhh blackcat don't cry!!!!!  I lovveeeeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.  plus, you have pretty thongs!  i know you are beautiful inside and outside, you deserve much better and yes!  yes!  you DO deserve a couple of carefree hours at LEAST!!!!

it would be great if we all lived closer!!!!  OOHHHH what a party!!

 
So now, i have catching up to do.  As a member of the clam squad I would like to state the following....

I have a thing for cotton, but that is not ALL that I wear;

I would rather die slowly than wear a thong;

I wear boy shorts ONLY;

i wear nothing to bed, except if it is REALLY cold then i wear my Dr. Seuss footie pajamas onesie;

I feel guilty for having the most amazing bf and the hottest sex life EVER, even though i deserve it after all that I have been through;  (keep in mind we have only been together for a year or so) and

IF I ever wear a dress I am commando. Even in the winter. 

I think I am caught up now.  Roger, Clamco and OUT

 
Oh yeah, a Brazilian is nice.  my bf takes care of that /default_smile.png

 
CatintheHat said:
So now, i have catching up to do.  As a member of the clam squad I would like to state the following....

I have a thing for cotton, but that is not ALL that I wear;

I would rather die slowly than wear a thong;

I wear boy shorts ONLY;

i wear nothing to bed, except if it is REALLY cold then i wear my Dr. Seuss footie pajamas onesie;

I feel guilty for having the most amazing bf and the hottest sex life EVER, even though i deserve it after all that I have been through;  (keep in mind we have only been together for a year or so) and

IF I ever wear a dress I am commando. Even in the winter. 

I think I am caught up now.  Roger, Clamco and OUT
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Damn, girl, I think you turned ME on a little with this post and I am 100% hetero.  Nicely done.

 
If we all moved to where the clams are plentiful, then we could live the benzo buffet lifestyle of them rich and clammerous!

 
black77cat said:
Dave did you noticed I moved?  Check out my new location!
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That reminds me where's my rent girl? I accept "all" forms of payment and have no problem punishing those who don't pay lol

 
I don't think you like the name David, but I think I've been calling you that since I met you. Old habits die hard!

 
Thats not what I meant but, K

dave2002 said:
That reminds me where's my rent girl? I accept "all" forms of payment and have no problem punishing those who don't pay lol
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STFU  /default_biggrin.png  /default_biggrin.png  /default_biggrin.png

 
Haha when I was using my 8ball reference, I was just really using a generic name and picked dave...had to clarify. but we can pretend i meant dave2002...i am a little behind with my rent... i'm sure a little sucking up can get me at least a couple days?

 
black77cat said:
Haha when I was using my 8ball reference, I was just really using a generic name and picked dave...had to clarify. but we can pretend i meant dave2002...i am a little behind with my rent... i'm sure a little sucking up can get me at least a couple days?
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Uh yeah you can pay your rent with your little behind LOL                                                                                                                          ^^^^^^^^^^you said it lol

 
Hey man if I can get my rent paid and have a little fun while I'm at it, I'm in!

 
I'll make sure you have extended fun 77! My chariot awaits you Clamjelina!

 
Why do the clams get great nicknames, and I'm just boring ol' ykM!(MMMMMMMM)?!

 
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We could give you a nick name like Mike or Big Jimbo?  Check out my new location man!

 
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