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Q: What do you call a rave full of epileptics? A: A foam party.

my Winehouse bumps into Jeremy Clarkson and they start to chat.She says to him, "What do you do?"He replies, "Top Gear".She says "Fucking brilliant I'll have two grams"

Q: Why did the hens get thrown out from the boat rave?A: Because they was taking eggs to sea.

 
What has two teeth and six legs?.

Three guys at the m/done clinic!.

A bit close to the bone for me but I did laugh when I heard this one??.

Peace 

Bliss .....

 
"Just say No to drugs!" Well, if I'm already talking to my drugs ,  I probably already said "YES!"

 
I bought some shoes from my drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

 
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  1. D @ dopiedan: mushroom
  2. E @ EldritchMusic: american dream
  3. L @ Layne_Cobain: @drdrizzy13 that’s exactly how my buddy whose a saints fan feels he was hellah pissed after you guys won last Sunday lol
  4. D @ drdrizzy13: Coming from a Saints fan I want us to tank. No reason to win.
  5. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: @Layne_Cobain Rooting for the Panthers!
  6. L @ Layne_Cobain: @tiquanunderwood i know bro the East is gonna be a sluggest…falcons winning makes it now so panthers beat NOLA and take one of two from the bucs we run the south man im so Fkn excited but also hesitant better not pull no bs against the saints Sunday
  7. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: @Layne&Cobain I'm thrilled about that signing for the O'S! AL East is gonna be brutal this year.
  8. D @ drdrizzy13: @Bloodraven666 you aren't supposed to post things like this in the shoutbox. Post it somewhere on the forum. It's probably already been answered.
  9. Ketmaster @ Ketmaster: Hey dumbass, read the rules
  10. L @ Layne_Cobain: @tiquanunderwood lmao I know bro but for real let’s go falcons tonite!!! Help us cats out…how about your orioles getting Pete that’s Fkn huge can’t believe Mets gave him up without even a fight
  11. D @ drdrizzy13: He's got Antonio Cromartie beat! Shit there's a bunch of rumors of Anthony Edwards having like 20 kids.
  12. D @ drdrizzy13: LMAO @tiquanunderwood
  13. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: @Layne_Cobain Let's go Phillip Rivers and his 21 kids!
  14. Dr-Octagon @ Dr-Octagon: @ponglenis, those days will be fondly missed
  15. E @ Enginentheogen: I am withdrawing from Klonopin and need a good vendor asap
  16. L @ Layne_Cobain: Me too bro what a Fkn bummer and now on the outside out the playoff picture as well
  17. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: @Layne_Cobain Feel so bad for Indiana Jones and Colts fans
  18. 2 @ 219: Autogen99 vendor
  19. P @ ponglenis: @Dr-Octagon Yeah, can't believe that was so long ago. I miss that community. I still talk to a few people from there.
  20. Z @ zdaBa: Mitch❤️
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