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Q: What do you call a rave full of epileptics? A: A foam party.

my Winehouse bumps into Jeremy Clarkson and they start to chat.She says to him, "What do you do?"He replies, "Top Gear".She says "Fucking brilliant I'll have two grams"

Q: Why did the hens get thrown out from the boat rave?A: Because they was taking eggs to sea.

 
What has two teeth and six legs?.

Three guys at the m/done clinic!.

A bit close to the bone for me but I did laugh when I heard this one??.

Peace 

Bliss .....

 
"Just say No to drugs!" Well, if I'm already talking to my drugs ,  I probably already said "YES!"

 
I bought some shoes from my drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

 
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  3. Y @ Yaugae5121: I cannot believe that ending. That game was absolutely INSANE!!
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  6. L @ Layne_Cobain: @tiquanunderwood LETS GOOOO BABY HEY ANYWAY YOU CAN GET IN YOU TAKE IT. Obviously prefer to handle your own business but F it we’re in…I think we can beat San Fran we beat the rams in just happy to be back in after 8-9 years wooooooo!!! Go ravens !!!
  7. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: @Layne_Cobain Looks like you'll make it!
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  10. D @ drdrizzy13: Did yall see that Monday night game Seahawks and 49ers. Not sure if Purdy just had a bad game or if Seattle's defense is stepping up.
  11. D @ drdrizzy13: Who dat! and Fuck the Falcons!
  12. D @ drdrizzy13: lol so now the Saints and Falcons determine who wins the NFC South. That's wild. Can't remember year where two losing teams decided the outcome of a division
  13. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: @Layne_Cobain Sorry brrother :(
  14. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: @Layne_Cobain I hope you guys pull this one out!
  15. L @ Layne_Cobain: @tiquanunderwood bro the officiating this game has been a Fkn joke so many bad calls missed calls that should’ve been in our favor BS
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