Drug jokes

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Q: What do you call a rave full of epileptics? A: A foam party.

my Winehouse bumps into Jeremy Clarkson and they start to chat.She says to him, "What do you do?"He replies, "Top Gear".She says "Fucking brilliant I'll have two grams"

Q: Why did the hens get thrown out from the boat rave?A: Because they was taking eggs to sea.

 
What has two teeth and six legs?.

Three guys at the m/done clinic!.

A bit close to the bone for me but I did laugh when I heard this one??.

Peace 

Bliss .....

 
"Just say No to drugs!" Well, if I'm already talking to my drugs ,  I probably already said "YES!"

 
I bought some shoes from my drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

 
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  1. B @ bigblueallda: @scarred14 same I saw it too.
  2. I @ Irishchestzip: @scarred14 i read it too bud, don't worry ...unless im losing my mind too
  3. S @ scarred14: thank u guys for realizing im not schizo..... yet
  4. xenxra @ xenxra: @scarred14 I know what you're referring to now. you posted after me bc when I saw it I literally said to myself "did this guy even read my message?", idk why they deleted yours though. I replied to rift like right after he posted it before I left my house that morning. they deleted rifts original message too probably because it falls under "shop talk"
  5. RiftChems @ RiftChems: hmm weird, who knows whats going on lots of ways things can be mistaken xD
  6. S @ scarred14: and then i followed it up with exactly word for word what i copied from xendra
  7. S @ scarred14: i also said, a lot of people dont like to have to wiegh out their products on their own remember that?
  8. S @ scarred14: i swear on my soul i said it, someone has been deleting my chats or there is a bug that mixes up who posts what
  9. RiftChems @ RiftChems: what lol? Xenras the only one that said that
  10. S @ scarred14: u literally copied this bar for bar from me
  11. S @ scarred14: RiftChems i'm sure given the nature of why most people are using that compound they would prefer non-pressed but i don't see it not selling
  12. xenxra @ xenxra: anyway, huge bitcoin pump coming
  13. xenxra @ xenxra: i have no idea what you're referring to
  14. S @ scarred14: so xenxra u are just copying my comments huh :p
  15. xenxra @ xenxra: what did you just call me
  16. S @ soupson: jpussyboyimmy
  17. S @ scarred14: whats this about latsdoodis
  18. xenxra @ xenxra: @RiftChems i'm sure given the nature of why most people are using that compound they would prefer non-pressed but i don't see it not selling
  19. xenxra @ xenxra: im fired up!
  20. Ketmaster @ Ketmaster: *don't just tell them the textbook symptoms
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