Drug jokes

[Bdlno1]

Q: What do you call a rave full of epileptics? A: A foam party.

my Winehouse bumps into Jeremy Clarkson and they start to chat.She says to him, "What do you do?"He replies, "Top Gear".She says "Fucking brilliant I'll have two grams"

Q: Why did the hens get thrown out from the boat rave?A: Because they was taking eggs to sea.

 

[wait4it]

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[Meltheangel]

Bada-Bing!

 

[Meltheangel]

Funny!

 

[Sanfran]

No way!

 

[fix14u]

hahaha nice!

 

[blissopifree 2]

What has two teeth and six legs?.

Three guys at the m/done clinic!.

A bit close to the bone for me but I did laugh when I heard this one??.

Peace 

Bliss .....

 

[leelawadee]

Ohhhhhh

 

[idan1120]

What has two teeth and six legs?.

Three guys at the m/done clinic!.

A bit close to the bone for me but I did laugh when I heard this one??.

Peace 

Bliss .....

Lol!

 

[mickuk]

I thought I'd try the A-Z of drugs...

got stuck on H

 

[mountaincat9]

"Just say No to drugs!" Well, if I'm already talking to my drugs ,  I probably already said "YES!"

 

[rootshealer]

I bought some shoes from my drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!